shitburgers

A euphemism for something that looks appetizing, or is believable, but is actually complete bullshit.



Shitburgers
An angry, often violent outburst while drunk caused by pent up negative emotions over events that occured between 3 - 10 years in the past.
Example:
Stand back, John is having a shitburgers.

Jeez, I wonder what stupid event from the last few years caused this shitburgers?


Shitburger
An alias for the 2009 PC Game title "Wolfenstein" which is universally considered the worst and most poorly designed of all in the legacy of the Wolfenstein property. Design and implementation by Raven software, most specifically lead designer Eric Biessman, many who have since called for an industry blacklist of his engagement on any future game titles.
Example:
Dude don't bother with Shitburger; Raven Software doesn't know what they are doing and Eric Biessman belongs in a different vocation.


Shitburg
When taking a massive, continual dump; and the poo is no longer submerged in the water, but has created a small mountain above see level. This is the tip of the shitburg.
Example:
I was afraid to flush the toilet, judging from the tip of the shitburg I would have created a toilet tsunami.

I left a shitburg in the bathroom this morning. Massive!


shitburgers and dick cheese
This is a an exclamation of extreme discontent that is meant to go beyond a simple "god damn it," or "fuck that." You can only say this phrase three or four times a year, or else it loses all meaning. It is Special. When you stub your toe in the middle of the night, it is a "god damn it" situation. When your car breaks down hundreds of miles from friend or family, at 3:00 AM, in the rain, and you just filled the gas tank, that is a "motherfucker" situation. When you decide to walk to work because it is such a nice day, only to hear a strange, whistling, noise, then look up and see a large A-bomb headed your way...that is a "shitburgers and dick cheese!" moment.
Example:
Huang just had morning sex with his wife in Hiroshima in 1945, and felt like a jolly good stroll. While petting a puppy and eating cotton candy, he looked up and saw a strange object hurtling towards him. He realized those crazy fliers about a giant bomb might be true and thought to himself "shitburgers and dick cheese," at least I got laid.


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