Wolfenstein

Wolfenstein was the mother of all first person shooters.Doom was the father,and Duke Nukem 3D was just the creepy uncle that everybody thought was a pedophile......



Wolfenstein
Perhaps the best video game series ever, consisting of the original first-person shooter (Wolfenstein 3D), as well as two prequels and highly acclaimed sequels.
Example:
"Hey man, remember Return to Castle Wolfenstein?"
"Yeah, that was the best PS2 game ever!"
"I know! And to think that nine years later I still can't stop playing it!"


Wolfenstein
The game that caused Fortnite,Halo and COD even though the game wasn't the first fps game (some weird ass tank and maze game for atari 2600) it was revolutionary.
Example:
fag: oi oi bruv woofcuck are gay do ceees:goo.
wolf3d player: you wouldn't have ''cs:goo'' without wolfenstein.


Wolfenstein vodka
The cheapest, nastiest vodka that you can ever buy... just looking at the cheap plastic bottle and poorly designed labor will bring back memories of the last hangover that "The Wolf" brought on. Yet the wonderful price coaxes you into buying it anyway
Example:
Charley, let's go down to the Iraq Shack and get some liqour. I am low on cash, we will have to buy some Wolfenstein Vodka, the bitches won't even know the difference.


Wolfenstein 3D
1) The third in the Castle Wolfenstein games. A FPS created by id Software. You play as BJ Blackowics and you have to escape Castle Wolfenstein, killing Nazi's along the way. You also have to kill Hitler.
2) Gave birth to games such as DooM, Rise of the Triad (which was also reffered to as a sequal somewhere) and is followed by Spear of Destiny.
Example:
Castle Wolfenstein, Beyond Castle Wolfenstein, Wolfenstein 3D, Spear of Destiny, Return to Castle Wolfensteinh


Castle Wolfenstein
1) The first in the Wolfenstein games. Used 2D overhead view and was released for the Apple 2 computer and the Commodore 64. It also used voice samples. It was about a US soldier who has to escape from Castle Wolfenstein and avoid Nazi's.
2) The Castle in the Wolfenstein game series.
3) Also reffered to as Wolfenstein 2D, has a sequal and a FPS created by ID software.
Example:
Castle Wolfenstein, Beyond Castle Wolfenstein, Wolfenstein 3D, Spear of Destiny, Return to Castle Wolfenstein.


Vex Wolfenstein
The owner of a Google+ community called DANK MEMES, who disappeared every single time chaos started in his community. He's believed to be dead.
Example:
Kobe Barnes: Hey, thanks for promoting me, Vex Wolfenstein.
Yellow Kleeborp: It was thanks to me.
Kobe Barnes: *fuck all* *bans yellow kleeborp* *disappears too*
Vex Wolfenstein: *never heard from ever again*


Wolfenstein 3D
Wolfenstein 3D (often incorrectly credited as the first, first person shooter) is an FPS game for DOS computers created by ID, who are the creators of DOOM, as well Quake, and even FPS games before wolfenstein.

The game consists of fighting nazis, mutants, dogs (or giant rats in the crappy nintendo version) and several larger boss enemies, including Hitler and Hans Grosse.

The game is extremely historically accurate as well.
Example:
I am playing wolfenstein 3D blasting away nazis with a chaingun, woot.


Wolfenstein(v)
To kill or utterly destroy a large group of enemies with an extreme overabundance of weapons and items, including throwing knives to the head, poison, stabs to the neck or back, kicks to the chest, shoves off of high ledges, multiple headshots, artillery, panzer rockets, flames, dynamite, mines, construction pliers, airstrikes, or even slamming a door into someone's chest.

Wolfensteining a group of enemies requires that every kill be performed using a different method
Example:
Wolfenstein(v): This amazing action cannot be explained or described, only perceived or performed.


Return to Castle Wolfenstein
Modern revisit to the classic dawn of id software, and a stark change from the originals of the series (like Wolfenstein 3D). True to the FPS format, RtCW takes B.J Blazkowicz back to Nazi Germany, working for the Office of Secret Actions, where he must escape his dungeon prison Castle Wolfenstein, uncover the secret projects of the SS (e.g. the Venom gun and the the Super Soldier project), and eventually return to the castle to defeat the Nazi's ultimate weapon: the reincarnated Heinrich.
Example:
RtCW gives a modern spin on the Wolfenstein series and features many actual weapons and figureheads of the era (Colt 1911, Luger, Himmler) and several ficticious creations (the Venom, Tesla, and Lopers).


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