shlong
by monet is that bitch on Jun 29, 2020 11:42:18
a shlong is a long penis that appeals to everyone. a nice shlong is 13+ inches. It seduces anyone and everyone in a 5km radius.
shlongs are very rare so when u see one, let it
touch you.
Caress it. Enjoy it while it lasts.
Example:
mike- hey
jim i heard you have a shlong
jim-
yeah u wanna see?
mike- yeah
jim *shows shlong*
mike-
instantly falls in love
shlong
by Bob Hingram on Nov 12, 2003 22:36:32
shlong
by haliebop on Aug 15, 2008 11:21:04
shlong
by anonymous on Jan 03, 2004 10:19:21
Misspelling of the world "
schlong," or penis. Probably derived from the German "
schlange" for snake, which, pronounced in German, must have sounded like "schlong" to native English
speakers.
shlong
by jason wearmouth on Dec 30, 2008 06:30:25
Example:
Not
jokin but did u see
Jason before in the showers! He had a
cunt of a shlong!
shlong
by Jotaku on Dec 22, 2004 15:29:00
shlong
by SHlong sucker 2000 on May 17, 2003 04:08:12
A
large wang, penis,
knocker, rocket, rod, cock, dick, pecker,
tally wacker, male gozonga,
shlong
by nbsaibot on Jun 26, 2009 05:26:28
shlong
by immature on May 02, 2006 05:35:06