shoeboxed

The act of putting one's receipt into an organizational system of shoe boxes.



shoeboxed
(n.) the act of being owned, faced, schooled, iced, denied, shut down, fronted or any other reasonable facsimile thereof.

(adj.) to exist in a state of idiotic behavior; to not be steady on one's feet or in one's state of mind (especially).
Example:
(n.) "Mary just totally shoeboxed you out there on the basketball court!"

(adj.) "Didn't you hear that Tommy got amazingly shoeboxed the other night?"


shoeboxed
To be killed cheaply by a very bad player. (In a game)
Example:
You've been shoeboxed...


shoebox
A box of shoes used by drug dealers to hide money, drugs, guns or anything else.
Example:
I got a glock and 5 stacks in my shoebox.


shoebox
A position of sleeping in which two people lie with heads at opposite ends of the bed, like shoes in a shoebox.
Example:
Dude, this bed is too small...let's shoebox!


shoeboxing
An artform whose means of expression involves the repurposing of forgotten household artifacts (eg. old letters, poems, journals, notes) commonly stored in shoeboxes to create offbeat biographical portraits or stories.
Example:
Found Magazine, Mortified and Trachtenberg Family Slidehsow Players are popular shoeboxing projects.


shoebox
A box in which you repetitively jerks off into. Instead of using a tissue or rag you use a shoebox instead.
Example:
Dad: "Tom, why does this shoebox smell so weird?"

Tom: "Oh, thats what i jerk off into"


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