doorstep
A Black Country slang word for bacon and egg sandwich. The only difference is it is built like this,BreadEggBaconBreadBreaddoorstepped
Darken the doorstep
To Darken the Doorstep is when you go to someone's home and you cast a shadow over their doorstep. It usually used to describe the action of someone you know and haven't seen for a while unexpectedly turns up at your home or it's something you tell an unwanted visitor not to do ever again.
Example:
Sue: "OMG, you never guess who had the nerve to darken the doorstep this morning."
Pat: "Who?"
Sue: "Jo!"
Pat: "Jo, Jo who?"
Sue: " you know the one that coursed all that trouble at my party."
Pat: " Oooh! That Jo, haven't seen her around here for ages, did you invite her in?"
Sue: " No I did not! Told her to clear off and to never darken my doorstep again."
Sue: "OMG, you never guess who had the nerve to darken the doorstep this morning."
Pat: "Who?"
Sue: "Jo!"
Pat: "Jo, Jo who?"
Sue: " you know the one that coursed all that trouble at my party."
Pat: " Oooh! That Jo, haven't seen her around here for ages, did you invite her in?"
Sue: " No I did not! Told her to clear off and to never darken my doorstep again."
Mexican Doorstep
A guy with a little dick.
Named after the extremely unsafe 2 to 4 inch door sill at the doorway of every Mexican museum in Mexico City. Watch as beefy American tourists trip and fall flat on their fat fucking faces as the museum staff smirk and don't help them up.
Named after the extremely unsafe 2 to 4 inch door sill at the doorway of every Mexican museum in Mexico City. Watch as beefy American tourists trip and fall flat on their fat fucking faces as the museum staff smirk and don't help them up.
Example:
Gossipy Bitch 1 (Sipping Pre-Noon Sangria On A Beach Patio): What's with Helen these days? She seems to have an extra bounce in her step at hot snake yoga every morning.
Gossipy Bitch 2 (Also An Alcoholic): Well, you didn't hear it from me, but she's been fucking that young hot pool cleaner, Brody. It's no wonder, she's been complaining for years that her husband Bob is hung like a Mexican Doorstep...
Gossipy Bitch 1 (Sipping Pre-Noon Sangria On A Beach Patio): What's with Helen these days? She seems to have an extra bounce in her step at hot snake yoga every morning.
Gossipy Bitch 2 (Also An Alcoholic): Well, you didn't hear it from me, but she's been fucking that young hot pool cleaner, Brody. It's no wonder, she's been complaining for years that her husband Bob is hung like a Mexican Doorstep...
snail's doorstep
Example:
Rupert realized the prostitute had not used feminine wipes before his visit after seeing her snail's doorstep
Rupert realized the prostitute had not used feminine wipes before his visit after seeing her snail's doorstep
Bullshit to my doorstep
When a person deliberately brings issues, drama, or emotional baggage to you or your household. Most of the time they want you to interject or help them and that would fall under the category of not your problem.
Don't shit on your doorstep
shit on your own doorstep
A relationship of any form between you and a person you know is going to cause trouble. Especialy true if you know the releationship has little or no meaning/future but you want to string it out anyway even though its gonna cause shit ex-girlfriend/boyfriend, friend of a brother/sister, close workmate or enemy of best mate are usually the other person
Example:
you shit on your own doorstep big time there bob... its all turned to crap and you still have to work with her till the end of the summer
you shit on your own doorstep big time there bob... its all turned to crap and you still have to work with her till the end of the summer
shitted on your own doorstep
its basically means..you got caught cheating and was foolish to do it so near your locality of where you live..
Example:
"i shitted on your own doorstep"-i was in my local bar and who walks in only my nextdoor neighbour nosiest and boring cow in town,who eyes nearly popped out ..caught red-handed smooching another
"i shitted on your own doorstep"-i was in my local bar and who walks in only my nextdoor neighbour nosiest and boring cow in town,who eyes nearly popped out ..caught red-handed smooching another