shutdown

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shutdown
When a human being or creature is in a state of nothingness. The individual has lost all train of thought and is completely useless. A victim of shutdown cannot think, has no motor skills, appearing to be much like a pilon. Shutdown is often caused after a day of vigorous activity, or simply from being lazy.
Example:
After spending the previous five hours stroking his male unit, Mark went into shutdown.


Operation Shutdown
to basically quit working while still remaining at work because you don't agree with the way things are being handled or just because you don't care anymore. Staying on break permanently due to protest without actually going on strike.
Example:
Josh: Dude, why are you just sitting there playing Tetris on your computer when you're supposed to be working.
Paul: Because Mike told me to do something I don't want to do. I am commencing Operation Shutdown.


ShutDown Ting
When the party is an absolute madness and you know the police are going to have to come and shut it down.
Example:
Person A : Yo did you reach Dres party last night?

Person B: yeah it was an absolute madness.. it was a shutdown ting

Example 2:

Deano: Are you going to that party next week?
Maccah: Yeah course, its going to be a shutdown.


The Afterfuck Shutdown
The Afterfuck Shutdown is when after cumming in a girls face if she decides to stay the night, you turn off the gas and electric and water,throw her clothes outside, and tell that stanky booty bitch get the fuck out of my territory.
Example:
Girl : "hey baby that was nice mind if i stay i'm too drunk to leave".
boy: "ok sure go in the bathroom and get cleaned up".
boy; *runs downstairs grabs flashlight and turns off everything then proceeds to take her clothes and throw them out onto the open sidewalk*.
girl: "what the fuck was that for??'
boy : "get the fuck out bitch you aint sleeping here"!
girl: "no wonder you are alone and nobody loves you.. you're probably one of those creeps that use urban dictionary and jacks off to tentacle porn all day".
The Afterfuck Shutdown


sade shutdown
When everything is up and popping, then someone comes and ruins the fun for everyone.
Example:
Pepper and Selena were having the time of their lives listening to music and dancing , then Sabrina comes and Sade shutdowns the party. Boo Sabrina


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