Waitressing
The act of asking an individual (the
diner) to "place an order" of a certain type of canned or
jarred food and then inserting that can or jar into the
diner's orifice for the purpose of sexual pleasure. The waitress then pronounces that, "dinner is served."When being waited upon, it is proper etiquette to tip the waitress. The waitress should provide the diner with an after-dinner mint or beverage.
waitress
by lovedbyhim on Aug 31, 2007 11:03:40
Example:
customer: "
This tea tastes like crap!"
waitress: "
I'm sorry sir, i can have some made fresh for you."
customer: "no, don't bother i just want to know why you idiots can't ever get what i order right."
waitress: "I'm sorry sir, i'm not paid enough to do that."
(real conversation)
Waitress
by Shayla McArthur on Jul 14, 2011 05:33:34
Waitress
by Donna Louisa on Jul 15, 2011 03:32:45
Someone who would
fart in your food (or possibly
piss or
spit) if you don't treat them right.
Waitress
by Definitive Positive on Apr 16, 2020 23:26:54
Waitress
by Chez amour waitress on Feb 12, 2009 05:59:04
Someone who brings food to a fat bastard who is
perving on her and then gets
tipped but only if she sleeps with the
customer
space waitress
by Spazmax on Mar 29, 2010 13:40:29
Example:
Mindy dreamt of being a space waitress. She yearned
for the thrill of pouring hot coffee for parents with small children nearby whilst combatting extreme
turbulence,
projectile vomit and gropings from inebriated passengers.
Waitress Friendly
by JerryLMacDonald on May 02, 2008 02:25:45
waitress sandwich
by TedFan85 on Jul 23, 2013 09:48:40
A sexual position in which a man sits on a chair while a woman (such as a waitress) sits on top and a second man sits on top of her, as
immortalized by U.S. senators Chris
Dodd and
Ted Kennedy in 1985.
Wednesday Waitress
by Adamorals on May 28, 2009 06:49:40
A girl that is not very attractive (of uninspiring beauty,
plain jane). Unsuitable for working as a
waitress on Friday or
Saturday.