Father Time
The personification of Time and the more friendly version of the Grim Reaper. Typically pictured as an old man with a white beard
doning a cloak and oft times carrying a scythe and hourglass. In ancient times he was known as
Chronus or Saturn.Father Time is married to Mother Earth; just as the Grim Reaper, the personification of Death, is married to Life who pictured as a young lady in artwork.He symbolizes the flow of time and its effects. His old body is a reminder that time is the devourer of all things and that, like the sand in
the hourglass he often carries, his life will run out, as all good things come to an end.
Father Time
by UberMan5000 on Mar 27, 2004 05:15:36
A mythical figure (primarily associated with Greek mythology) who is supposedly the human manifestation of time. Considered to be the spouse of
Mother Nature, Father Time is often depicted as a very old bearded man in a white
robe. Today, he is the
spokesperson for 2000 Flushes
Father Time
by JoNicks on Jul 20, 2010 13:15:48
The oldest living thing ever.... at college. This is the person who came to college years before any other of his current classmates, and has seen over a generation of students graduate before him. He is more likely to get a prescription to Viagra before he gets a
diploma Diploma. However, in his old and experienced age, their
infinite wisdom and knowledge of the social dynamics of the collegiate atmosphere are
invaluable.
Example:
Person 1: Who invited that
60 year old to the party?
Person 2:
Relax dude, that's Father Time! He's the life of this party and can drink more than anyone!
Person 1: Well shit, I hope he doesn't steal any of our chicks!
Person 2:
Yea right, he's old!
Father Time
by I'm Joe Somebody on Aug 04, 2011 23:43:48
Example:
Twitch:
Damn it Father Time you're old, you are not supposed to move that fast.
Other
Nerfer: Wait, what? Father Time won
another round? How?
father time
by Peter Madsen on Mar 14, 2003 18:36:54
Mean
killing machine, that will let nothing stand in his/hers way of massive destruction.
In
chinese it also can mean:
1)
Peking Duck with lobster
2) Take off that clothe and get down
Father Time's Law
by Wolfcry on Jan 12, 2014 13:59:40
Example:
A: "When I drove home from work without
gas it felt
like forever as I hit every red light and go stuck behind every slow driver."
B: "You got busted by Father Time's Law."
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"I can break every law in the book, but one law that always gets me is Father Time's Law... Wish I had a time-travelling
DeLorean..."