Simen
by jgsldrhgsildruhdgkl on May 07, 2013 02:57:17
A cool and sexy, good looking man. Most of them lives in
Norway.
Average length of penis: 35cm.
If there only were on religion in the world, it would be called Simen, and the
bible,
Kamasutra.
Simen love sex and usually get what he wants. Watch out.
Simen
by superduude on Oct 28, 2010 20:41:10
A Sexy Beast. One with a huge cock, and gigantic balls. Known for being sweet and gentle when it comes to women. The females dig Simen. Often used to describe a good friend. Describes a friend that wouldn't leave
other friends if they had a flat
tire.
Hung Like a Dragon Used to describe someone that needs a smart, intellectual, and beautiful women in their life.
Example:
Holy Shit, that is one Simen cock.
Damn, why are you so damn Simen, id
smack.
Why
don't I take you back to
my place and I can give you the Simen.
Simen
by Simen: the legend on Apr 19, 2018 05:14:24
Simen is a sexy guy with Big muscles, big penis, handsome and gets all the girls. He is often very fucking good in sports like
handball. Simen gets all the girls and the girls can’t resist
simen. Simen is
super rich and has lots of supreme! Simen is just the best guy in the universe.
Simen
by NiggNagg on Feb 28, 2019 15:42:42
Simen is the most normal guy ever, but with a spice of racism. He yells out word like "
Wallah", "
Allahu Akbar", because he wants to relate to his muslim friend. Simen also likes
corny jokes.
Simen
by Prellgutten on Jul 01, 2019 00:38:39
"Simen" is the name of an extremely
ugly man that lives in the
Scandinavian Area, mostly in Norway. He is between 16-18 years old, but acts like a old man. He talks like an old man,
behaves like an old man, and simply lives like and old man. Therefore he is bullied by his friends.
Simen
by Nibbemann69 on Jun 01, 2022 18:34:24
Simen is a very sexy man with fucking gigantic muscles, he typically lives in
Norway/
Lappland and is the most
handsome boy in the town. He loves children especially the small ones that's very underage. He can be spotted outside the children school and kindergarden. Some times he brings his van and put them in his basement.
Example:
Did you see Simen took those children in his
van, i could hear them screen.
Shimen have sooo big
saftig cock
Simen-moment
by OhMyGodItzLeo on Mar 25, 2022 17:29:08
Reoccuring events where a person does something retarded. The name comes from
the famous Simen, who would do a lot of
stoopid things
Dirty Simen
by Kajfils on Feb 14, 2022 19:35:54
When you, your mother and your friend plays Texas
poker but ends up having
a ginger orgy.
pull a simen
by Brurmigo on May 28, 2020 02:01:34
Example:
Ex. Of how you pull a
simen.
Bro 1: let’s play warzone.
Bro 2:
Sure bro!
Bro 3: fuckye!
«Then bro 2 leaves to play with other people»
Bro 2 pulled a simen.
Bro 1 calls.
Bro 2 ignores the call and goes on to
fuck bro 1s fwb.
Bro 2 pulled a simen.