sistine chapeled

the act of painting a girls vaginal walls white with your jizz



sistine chapel
When you're getting a blowjob from a girl and you jizz on the roof of her mouth.
Example:
Sandy always wants me to give her a warning before I come, but fuck that. I gave her a steaming hot sistine chapel surprise. Scrape your teeth again, bitch.


Sistine Chapel
Just like the Eiffel Tower, where two guys hi-five while both being pleasured by one female, the Sistine Chapel includes one more female. Both couples are in doggy style, with the girls making out in the middle, and since the guys are too far apart to hi-five, they instead resort to a finger tip touch, much like God and Adam.
Example:
"Did you hear about the orgy last night? Corey and Tyler totally pulled off the Sistine Chapel with Kendall and Bella last ."


Sistine Chapel Shit
When a man takes such a massive shit that he must flush the toilet half way through and then continue shitting because he's afraid that the turds will pile up so high in the bowl that they may make contact with his junk as it hangs down into the toilet. Much like the fingers of Adam and God on the ceiling of the Sistine Chapel.
Example:
Guy1: dude why'd you flush twice did it really smell that bad?

Guy2: nah man it was a Sistine Chapel Shit.

Guy1: ahh!!! I See.


Sistine Chapelling
The moment a baby touches your hand from inside the womb while having sex’s.

(In reference to the art piece by Michelangelo, The Creation of Adam found in the Sistine Chapel.)
Example:
As stated by Mike Cannon during a comedy skit on TikTok.

“I don’t know about you guys, but my optimal way to orgasm is not while I’m Sistine Chapelling with my unborn kid”


Sistine Chapel
The act of double finger blasting a girl with your close friend. His finger is in her buttand yours is in the vagina and you can feel the tips of your fingers touching through her
Example:
Coleman and I are about to Sistine Chapel this girl.


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