sitter

An experienced LSD user who hangs out with you during your first trip to make sure you don't do anything stupid.



sitter
A girl who looks good sitting down but when she stands up it is clear that she has a large bottom or thighs and is therefore much less attractive than anticipated.
Example:
A girl or group of girls (sitters) arrive early at a pub or bar and get a good seat. They remain seated all night so that nobody sees their unattractive half. Then, you spent some time chatting her up and when she gets up to go home with you/give you a kiss whatever, you see that she is much less attractive than anticipated. On a night out you need to watch out for sitters- they deliberately try to trick you!!


Sitter
A small, heavy-set woman can be referred to as a "sitter".

The term is the antonym of a "spinner" which is a small, petite, thin woman who could possibly spin around your cock like a top during intercourse whereas a "sitter" will just simply sit on your dick like a broken fridge during sex and let you do all the heavy lifting.
Example:
Yo, I was trying to mack on Angela that tight Asian spinner at the party last night hoping she'd act like a propeller on my cock back at my apartment, but she bailed early so I picked up her sitter friend Beth. Man, that chick just squatted on my dick all night like she was living in a foreclosed house and wouldn't leave.


Sober Sitter
Someone who volunteers to keep an eye on someone who is intoxicated. They are always sober, or at least have control over themselves and are able to "sit" (babysit) the intoxicated person to prevent them from accidentally harming themselves (from falling and such). They should be someone trustworthy. This practice is recommended for strong mind-altering psychedelic drugs, such as Salvia, Phencycladine, Jimson Weed, and Ketamine.

Synonym: SS, SS Guard
Example:
Hey will you be my sober sitter? I really wanna try salvia.
Sure man, whatever.


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