smegma
by Connie Lingquist on Nov 05, 2010 06:57:01
An
oily, cheese-like substance that builds up on
uncircumsized males penises due to poor hygiene. Left
unattended it may eventually form a cheese beanie.
Example:
Louise: Damn! What is that on the end of your snake, Sam?
Sam:
Fuck if I know. I've had it since the circus was in town last month. Smegma?
Louise: Don't even get near me with that. It looks like you been fucking the
spigot on the
nacho cheese machine.
smegma
by Jendo on Oct 28, 2005 09:03:29
Pronunciation: 'smeg-m&
Function: noun
Etymology: New Latin, from Latin, detergent, soap, from Greek smEgma, from smEchein to wash off, clean
: the secretion of a
sebaceous gland; specifically: the foul-smelling pasty, cheesy sebaceous accumulation of
desquamated epidermal cells and
sebum that collects in moist areas like between the glans penis and the foreskin or around the clitoris and labia minora.
Example:
"And they say, 'Well, you'll have cheese if you're not
circumcised.' I like it! It's my cheese!
Give it to me!"
Howard Stern, talking about smegma, on his radio show,
4/11/00
smegma
by agonzi666 on Sep 28, 2005 07:34:06
A formidable cheese-like residue that builds up between the foreskin and the penis resulting from lack of personal hygiene around the
groinal crotchable area.
Side note: While smegma may be reminiscent of a domestic cheese,
ball sweat smells like mayonnaise!
smegma
by jgiddy99 on Dec 19, 2006 19:03:46
The infected, greasy, stanky, clumpped-up,
egg yolk colored, residukes from having foreskin and not being cleaned on a regular basis is called
SMEGMA.
Example:
Jose, after working in the fields and having sex with two
fat burrito makers, had to wipe the smegma off his
penis head b/c the
rank stank knocked out 2 other fruit workers. Also, stuff that hookers eat at buffets.