Old bean

Term of endearment used by men when addressing an old friend, emphasising that you are pleased to see him.It is absolutely neutral, and if anything a bit fuzzy warm.Very Wodehousian.



Old Bean
1)Referring to and or about an extremly elderly or a diabolically mishapen object or person 2) Aged part of any seedbearing plant in which the plant is unable produce offspring due to the elderlarity of the bean 3) Maniacs whom attack innocent villagers due to a loss of brain cells
Example:
The Old Bean was so elderly, and mentally insane, that he ravenged the poor children with his fluttering mustache.

Ex. the toad guy off of mario party, thor, possibly leviathan, nearly anyone with a raggity beard or 'stache


Old Bean Burrito
The process of pooping into a vagina then using two fingers to wipe the vag clean of the excess poop, then proceeding to eat the girl out
Example:
Dwight had to shit very badly, yet was hungry for mexican food at the same time during intercourse. He looked deeply into Michelle's eyes shit in her pussy, wiped off the extra, then ate her Old Bean Burrito.


Flicking The Old Bean
Exercising the “wit center” of one’s brain, through the use of spoken or written words, where the stated goal is to play with language, rather than to effectively communicate a specific idea itself.

Sometimes referred to as "Vocabulary Masturbation."
Example:
Chris and Jesse do a lot of flicking the old bean every Wednesday while drinking beer.


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