unattended

noun, from emergency/police dispatch vernacular- an unattended is a dead human body.



unattended cannonballs
The unforeseen consequence (s) of future unforeseen problems.
Example:
In terms of world politics, only G-d can attend to each, every and all unattended cannonballs; predicting the outcome of any given political crisis is therefore beyond meaningless.


Unattended Firehose
A sexual term. When a man is given a hand job while not erected and ejaculates in every direction. This is due to his penis flopping around from the hand's jerking motion.. much like an unattended firehose pumping water and flailing about.
Example:
Last night, I let Jackie in on what the Unattended Firehose was and skeeted all over her new sheets.


unattended death
A death in which no one was there to witness it. (i.e. suicide)
Example:
Detectives are calling this investigation an "unattended death".


unattended cannonball
the unforeseen consequence(s) of an unforeseen problem(s)
Example:
In terms of world politics, only G-d can foresee each and every possible unattended cannonball; therefore, if you are a member of the civilian population, predicting the outcome of any political crisis (as seen on TV) is beyond meaningless.


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