smilin

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smilin Jack
A condition that occurs when one is shooting a semi-automatic pistol and runs out of amunition. The slide locks back in the open position. This is especially troubling in the middle of a gun fight because your opponent now knows your weapon is empty.
Example:
Paul was in trouble, he was surrounded and his piece was in smilin Jack, he might as well been holding his dick in his hand.


Smilin Tony
A sexual act involving the release of the perpetrator's semen onto one's toothbrush, which is then used to brush the teeth of the lucky recipient.
Example:
1. I dropped a Smilin Tony on her so she wouldn't forget me.

2. I demand respect, the Smilin Tony gets me that respect.


Smilin' Dave
A person who behaves with exaggerated phoniness in social situations. Can be a noun, adj. or verb.
Example:
"I hate parties because I get sick of having to Smilin' Dave for hours."

"I freaked out and had to leave because I got accosted by five Smilin' Daves trying to get me to take the Scientology test."



smilin' nodder
A parent, mainly a Mama, who has chosen to be there 100 percent (Since their child was little) for their child/children on the slim chance that they are gay or something similar. If the child comes to Mama and says, "I'm gay. Do you still love me?" You would be ready.
it's okay to Smile and nod, just don't look like a damn bobble head. It's when they say I'm gender fluid or demisexual, you hope you aren't caught looking stupid, with your mouth hung open. Demisexual? Was that Bruce Willis and Aston Kutcher's job? (sex with Demi?)
All I know as a parent, either you are in it or not, but don't half ass it. They will know if you say you support them and you don't. The Beatles understood it best. Love is all you need.
Example:
"I see your mama is behind your choice on who to love."
"Yes. I love her for it."
"Just ask her to not be such a smilin' nodder..."
"What do you mean?"
"She is nodding her head so much to prove she is there for you, she looks like a bobble head."
"Thanks for pointing it out."


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