Stephen Lynch
by Andrea on Jun 18, 2006 06:49:56
A crazyyy comedian who is presently in
The Wedding Singer on broadway (based on
Adam Sandler's movie, The Wedding Singer), which is amazing and was nominated for 5
Tony's including best musical. He is amazing in the show and all of his songs are hilarious.
Stephen Lynch
by Sylk Cream on Oct 07, 2005 07:09:32
Comedian who sings songs about things people don't think about all to often. Like hermaphrodites, men with
one testicle, loving a dead body, being superheros,
dead puppies, the short curly hair on
the soap, grandfather dieing so you can get his inheritance, ugly babys, gynochologists, your dad catching you masterbating and much much more! Visit his website, www.stephenlynch.com!
Example:
Lullaby, by Stephen Lynch
Chorus 1:Daddy likes porno and ten dollar whores, Daddy gets wasted and robs liqour stores. Daddy likes
rubbing against little boys on the bus. I think thats why your mommy left us... Mommy left us.
Chorus 2:But Daddy plays poker and drinks lots of beer, then he wants sex that involves mommy's rear, Daddy has sores on his
naughty parts oozing with puss. I think thats why your mommy left us.
Stephen Lynch
by Mustache Man on Mar 06, 2005 02:06:36
Example:
"well...dad gets drunk and
robs liquor stores, dad likes porn and 10 dollar whores, dad likes rubbing against little kids, on the bus...I think that is why mommy left us. Dad likkes football and lots of beer, dad wants sex that involves mommys rear, dads private parts have
sores oozing with
pus, i think thats why mommy left us