stoke on trent

Voted 2007's 13th worst place to live in England, home of people who know how to get through life without making trouble. If not, well, ah....Also the home of possibly the best thing to eat EVER: Oatcakes.Accent consists of trying to say everything as fast as possible, also coming out with wierd nicknames.



Stoke-on-Trent

by Nopeiddy on Mar 30, 2014 19:04:17

Although Stoke-on-Trent was voted worst city to live in, it isn't entirely true. Most definitions give the bad side of Stoke. However, I've seen the good side. Parts of Stoke that I've seen can be lush, green and full of wildlife. It can be a peaceful area full of polite old people. Plus, the oatcakes are DIVINE. Seriously. Have you ever tried cheesy oatcakes? People up there are also much more polite and intelligent then the plonkers down in, let's say, Basildon. Stoke also used to be one of Britain's main pottery manufacturers, are you forgetting that? It holds a big piece of England's history, and if you can't see that, fuck off back up your arsehole.
Example:
Where are we going for holiday?
Stoke-on-Trent.
To see Grandma?
Yep.


Stoke on trent

by British bird on Mar 06, 2019 07:02:11

Stoke on trent the city no one knows about.

Stoke on trent is home to the 6 towns which are

Fenton
Tunstall
Longton
Stoke

Burslem - the mother town

Hanley.
Home to the orginal pottery that many families used all over the country wedgewood, churchill, royal doulton so on and so forth.
Stoke on trent is not a bad place to live.
Example:
Where are you from?
Stoke on trent.
Wheres that
Rolls eyes inbetween Manchester and birmingham


Stoke-on-Trent

by Up The Potters on Mar 29, 2005 14:51:53

City in central England that is home to the most violent and hardened football fans in the country. Everyone that comes to Stoke should cower in fear. Officially the worst city in England and in the worst county Staffordshire. Anyone who doesn't like the place can fuck off back up their arseholes where they crawled out of and give up on being a stuck up cunt. Oh Stoke-On-Trent, is wonderful, Oh Stoke-On-Trent is WONDERFUL.
P.S. And its home to the Staffordshire Oatcake!!!! The most delightful snack available!!!!
Example:
'Ay up Duck'

'Fancy an Oatcake?'

'Aye Duck'


Stoke-on-Trent

by Stooo on Mar 22, 2003 04:33:39

A city in Staffordshire, England. Stoke is famous across the world for it's pottery industry. Many fine brands such as Wedgewood and Spode originate from Stoke.
However, the pottery industry is currently dying a sorry and painful death, due to Mexican sweatshops being a far cheaper source of plates and cups than England, with all it's health and safety laws and 'minimum wage' bollocks.
This has resulted in Stoke, formerly a haven for academic under-achievers due to the thousands of manual jobs in pot-banks, becoming a ghost town populated by recently redundant, now-unemployable, skilless (unless you see 'Fettling and Sponging' as a skill) troglodytes wandering about having fights with each other and/or students from the two local universities.

'Stoke-on-Trent' is also Mockney rhyming slang for 'Bent'. If you ever visit the place, you will see what a splendid aptronym-cum-epithet this is.
Example:
"I live in Stoke-on-Trent."
"Oh, really? How come you can read/ write, then?"


Stoke-on-Trent

by jamesbrown on Apr 22, 2003 21:31:59

Recently voted "The worst place to live in all of the U.K." In no way is related to the Australian saying "i'm stoked"
Example:
I drove through stoke on trent, it looked like all the buildings needed a good wash to get all the soot off them.


Stoke-on-Trent tit fuck

by The holy prince. Dinklewit on Apr 18, 2020 08:51:23

The sexual act of a man sticking his erect penis between a woman’s tits then stapling the chosen tits together therefor securing the penis between the tits. A lubricant of some sort is then applied ( usually WD-40 or fairy liquid) and the male proceeds to fuck the shit out of them tits
Example:
Fucking hell last night I had a oatcake and gave carol a traditional Stoke-on-Trent tit fuck.


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