Douche-douche

The ultimite insult. If delivered properly it can end any sort of argument. Usuealy delivered when someone comes to your house and breaks your shit, or an obnoxious prick. There are different levels of being a Douche-douche. Each individual Douche-douche has his own title: Douche-douche Commander, Douche-douche Killer, The Douche-douche, etc.



Douche's douche
Someone who is not even good enough to be able to clean a hairy, smelly, infected vagina. Somebody who is maybe only fit to clean the douche. But only maybe.
Example:
Nate used to be called a douchebag but after a while he got worse and everyone started calling him a douche's douche.


douche-douche music
Utterly uninteresting repetitive music with a strong base-line listened to by people who have an over-inflated sense of themselves. Often listened to by young men in cars.
Example:
Do you want to go to that new club?
Nah, all they play is douche-douche music.


douche douche twat twat
The words that fit perfectly into the song that plays during the Mario Party 7 level with the rocketship.

Often followed by random racial slurs or dirty words such as : cunt, nigger, fag, coon, spic, Tim's mom, your dad blew me, I blew a load on your mom, and I fucked your dog in the ear.

Possibly the most annoying thing that anyone could ever do... but it fits so perfectly.
Example:
Everybody sing along!

Douche douche twat twat ...


douche or no douche?
Phrase mentioned from one man to another when asking an opinion about a person, place, or thing.

This phrase was made popular in southern Florida by radio show host Dan LeBatard. He commonly uses this investigative technique when interviewing celebrity guests to get their opinion about popular topics in sports and current events.
Example:
Man #1: Sandals with jeans, douche or no douche?
Man #2: Douche.


Dorm Douche/ Floor Douche
A common college term especially at colleges/ universities with dormitories. this term is used to describe a person who lives in the dorm or on your floor who is an ass and or douche. they can be classified as such by: singing in the shower, playing loud music, being a douche in general, playing their own acoustic guitar badly and loudly, (for men) shaving their beards and leaving long hairs in the bathroom sinks..etc.
Example:
Joe: OMG! Jerry left hair in the bathroom sink again after his shave and didn't clean it up.

Kenny: ya i know he's a Floor Douche.

Joe: i dont think theres anyone that annoying or inconsiderate in the entire dorm building he's the Dorm Douche.

Kenny: he's the Dorm Douche/ Floor Douche


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