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substitute teacher

1. An old retard that can't hear. Someone who's name happens to be Mrs. G. or Mrs. Greene. Someone who freaks out when you call her and whisper scare crow into the phone. 2. Also a fat retarded loser who is a pizza faced bitch.

substitute teacher

by sexc000 on Jun 06, 2020 18:18:08

never be a substitute teacher. you will die.

Example:
jenny: the time has come once again.

substitute teachers: *run away*
jenny: you are the only one left. you will be the substitute for 5b
random sub: NOOOOO

substitute teacher

by Bob Awnit on Mar 21, 2009 08:03:09

Where the male invites his "woman" over for some "kinky sex", ties her up, then has another woman enter the room and proceeds fornicate with her in front of his "woman".

Example:
While dating my Middle School teacher, Mrs. Jugz, I preformed a substitute teacher, which included Mrs. Jugz, Mrs. Jugz's mother and myself.

Substitute teacher

by stanimal51 on Apr 14, 2016 03:02:35

Someone who does not know anything about teaching, yet still gets payed while the students don't learn anything that day

Example:
We had a substitute teacher today so we didn't do shit

Substitute teacher

by ILL BE THERE on Nov 19, 2019 16:04:55

The most foolish kind of species of teachers are substitute teachers. THEY ARE FUCKING STUPID... LIKE REALLY FUCKING STUPID. They make you wet your pants.

Example:
Substitute teacher: So, what do you normally do in class?
Students: We eat pizza and watch Netflix all-day *quietly pissing their pants of laughter*
*AWKWARD SILENCE*
SUBSTITUTE TEACHER: Ok, then let's do that

Substitute Teacher

by HappyGirl1993 on Oct 25, 2010 01:31:36

Great to have cover your lessons at school in Years 7 to 9, but once you hit GCSE level in Year 10 to 11, it is a bit of a piss-take at how unqualified some teachers can be.

Example:
Example...

Year 7 : What? Miss isn't in?? SCORE!! We have a Substitute teacher!!!

Year 11 : What? Miss isn't in? Great, I'm gonna fail my exams now we have a Substitute teacher!

substitute teachers

by FridgeRaider on May 24, 2004 07:53:02

1. Wannabe teachers who fill in when regular teachers are unavailable. During strikes, are called SCABs. Usually lost without lesson plans, and serve more as adult supervision than in teaching capacities. If they attempt to teach, they frequently contradict what the regular teacher has taught. Also known as subs.

2. Prostitutes hired for the purpose of teaching uninitiated kids about the birds and the bees by friends orredneck rents who can't figure out any better way to get the lesson across, or perhaps because they want to watch and learn a thing or three themselves.

Example:
That sub we had today was a real substitute teacher.

substitute teachers

by Dirge on Feb 14, 2005 14:50:48

the best kind of teacher to annoy the hell out of

Example:
You should've been there! We threw papers, pencils..all over the place. We asked stupid questions like "Why is the sky blue" and crawled all over the floor. The substitute teacher couldn't do shit about it! ~ (Dirge)

Substitute Teacher

by MFLB on Oct 04, 2010 09:50:32

The act of sitting on one's non-dominant hand for 20 minutes or until it is numb, then using that hand to beat off or give someone a hand job. Similar to The Stranger, but using the non-dominant hand (i.e. left hand if you are right-handed and vice versa).

Example:
I'm a little sick, but it's nothing that a beer and
a quick substitute teacher can't fix.

substitute teachers

by lmao on Apr 10, 2005 12:08:37

I had this substitute teacher on friday and she was totally crunked I swear she started singing opera, and she sounded british. She was old and super nice because some guy would tell her how nice she was.

Example:
She started talking about chicks slitting their wrists, totally out of hand. The students made themselves at home some dude recording the shit with his self phone.

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