Teacakes
The Teacake is a flat, roughly circular item with a diameter of about 15cm made out of bread, with a smooth brown upper surface and a somewhat lighter underside. If the item contains currants then it is a Currant Teacake. When sliced roughly in half and filled with chips then it becomes a Chip Buttie. It doesn't have currents*!(not if tha's from Barnsley)teacake
Not a Barm, Batton or any other ridiculous word its a Teacake.
a small round piece of bread that suits bacon perfectly!
a small round piece of bread that suits bacon perfectly!
Teacake
The act of doing a jobby on a male/female's body and mixing jizz into it sso that it closely resembles the popular chocolate and marshmallow biscuit
Example:
Man One: Hmm, darling your face smells funny
Woman: Aw shit, i never should have let that guy teacake me last night :/
Man One: Hmm, darling your face smells funny
Woman: Aw shit, i never should have let that guy teacake me last night :/
Teacake
Example:
He Teacaked the picture.
He Teacaked the picture.
Byker Teacake
Queensland Teacake
The act of a woman not wiping her hole after a poo, the bloke then spaffs on her hole and he proceeds to lick it all up