swiftness

pure awesomeness associated with uber-epic people.phrase usually said by people on infomercials for home-fitness training equipment and exercize dvds.



The Swift
A sickness caused by over consumption of Taylor Swift music. Symptoms include: Tears, over exuberant joy, anxiety, dizziness, shortness of breath, personality change.
May cause you to become bedridden for an undetermined amount of time. Treatments are yet to be discovered.
Example:
Sorry, can't chill, I've got The Swift


SWIFT
A totally useless trucking company that hires only retards and unskilled drivers who usually fuck up so bad that they bring shame to the trucking community.
Example:
acronyms for S.W.I.F.T
1. See What I Fucked up Today
2. Sure Wish I Finished Training
3. So What If I Fuck Toddlers
4. T.F.I.W.S that's SWIFT backwards for Two Fags In A White Semi


SwIfted
To write a song about someone who broke up with you much like Taylor Swift
Example:
(Person 1) John broke up with Lucy

(Person 2) Man she is so going to SWIFT him

(Person 1) I know she is probely SWIFTING him tonight at the show

(Person 2) man she probely all ready SWIFTED him!!!!


Swifted
To be in a short and unsatisfying relationship with Taylor Swift, only to have a write an insulting song about you after you break up.
Example:
Person 1: Did you hear? Harry Styles and Taylor Swift just broke up! He's totally about to be swifted!!

Person 2: Really? I guess he's about to join the ranks of Joe Jonas, Jake Gyllenhaal, John Mayer, and all those other poor fools who got caught in the witch's trap.

Person 1: Wow, maybe she's the problem.

Person 2: It doesn't matter to her since she gets paid for every guy she swifts


Swift
In reference to a person who is well-dressed. Saying that someone looks swift is the same as saying they look sharp, suave, or classy.
Example:
In his German-chocolate-colored suit, Leon Phelps looked swift.


Swifting
Anyone who nonstop spam mentions a girl consistently and/or is consecutively trying to flirt with one or multiple girls.

(Usually but not always does this because they've watched too much romance anime)
Example:
John: "Hey baby girl wanna kiss me?šŸ’‹"
Vanessa: "Ummmm no thanks."
Nick: "Ignore him Vanessa he is just swifting he says that to every girl."


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