swordplay

This is when two men attempt to smite eachother mightily with their erect, swollen purple-headed members.Also see sword fighting.



Swordplay
Swordplay is the act of engaging in a duel-like conversation where you try to outsmart your opponent with witty remarks and counter-moves, while your opponent tries the same. This is often during an argument or involuntary.
Example:
"Your arguments are those of an dairyfarmer!"
"How appropriate, you blabber like a cow!"
"Ooooo, fiine swordplay there, my friend."


Swordplay Duel
Flail your arms around wildly and hope you kill your opponent. Best game in Wii Sports Resort to speedrun by far.
Example:
Person 1: Woah, Count got a new record in Swordplay Duel!
Person 2: Isn’t that the sport where you just have a seizure with the Wii Remote?
Person 1: No, that’s Tennis.


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