sword fighting

A playful sexual game in which two men attack each other with erect penises.



sword fighting
Verb: The act of crossing urine streams with another man (or an unusually accurate woman), while both people are using the same toilet.
Example:
"C'mon man, you're using the only pisser around. Let me in!" "Okay, but no sword fighting. You always miss."


sword fighting
1:Using ones own penis, be it erect of flaccid, to engage in combat with another man/traps penis. Much like sword fighting, there are many different personalized maneuvers depending on what size your weapon and skill level. Usually done between good friends, and preferably with heterosexuals, however the act of attacking another man's penis with your penis may make you appear gay yourself.

Tl;Dr: slapping dicks with dudes being a faggot
Example:
male 1: (whips dick out) EN GARDE!!!!
male 2: (also whips out dick) commence the slapfest!!!!
*slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap*
there is no victor because sword fighting in this manner makes you gay.


sword fighting
When two males stand facing each other with erect penises and move slowly together. The male who "strikes" the other first is deemed winner, and also the owner of the longer penis.
Example:
Jack and Bob were sword fighting yesterday to determine whose cock was longer.


sword fighting
when drunk and at the front door of one's home, trying to find the keyhole and crazily dabbing at the area around it, resembling a sword fight
Example:
from my bedroom I could hear sally sword fighting with the door after a night at the bar


Sword Fighting
The act of two males attacking each other with their penis'. The goal is to either hit the both of the other persons balls or until they forfeit. Typically played erect.
Example:
I walked into the room and caught Logan and Matthew sword fighting on the bed.


Sword Fighting
Slapping boners together. An activity friends of any sexual orientation partake in. One way to play this game is to see who can hit each others balls with they're penis a certain number of times. This can be between two perfectly straight males. It's a game, a fun way to bond
Example:
John: "hey Robert, interested in a game of sword fighting?"

Robert: Hell yeah dude, I haven't done sword fighting since I was a young chap, let's whip them out and battle bro!"


sword fight
the act of two males using their erect penises as swords then clashing them together till one ejaculates.
Example:
sean and mason sword fight all the time and lastnight sean lost and he came all over masons nut sack


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