Tennis
A game that is better than everything else. Unlike baseball where you can sit for most of the time, tennis players actually do something and don't sit there like
fatties. It requires strength, speed, agility, and
mental toughness. Also, we can yell at officials all we want, just ask
John Macenroe.
Tennis
by Tennislover108 on Apr 22, 2011 12:50:53
The best sport ever! Where you hit a ball over a net and try to beat your opponent. There are many
different strokes. For example, groundstrokes, vollies,
overheads, serves, approach shots, etc. Grab a tennis racket, a
tennis court, and a few tennis balls and you're ready to play tennis!
Tennis
by to5794 on Jan 12, 2011 09:51:46
the worlds hardest sport, famous for having the most attractive athletes.
tennis isi one of the most entertaining things in the world, for a reason that no one can really
figure out. its just fun.
Tennis
by superdawge on Oct 10, 2009 05:10:34
n. A sport that involves either
one on one matches or
tag-teaming for a 2 on 2 match. Requires massive amounts of eye-hand coordination and stamina because unless you're playing doubles, you are on your own running around a court for several hours after balls that fly as a fast as a paintball. Tennis is considered a "gentleman's" sport, so
gloating, taunting or showing signs of frustration is often looked down upon. To add to the "gentleman" aspect of the game, spectators are to keep quiet and watch respectfully at all times, though brief clapping is acceptable. Basically, next to golf, tennis is the quietest sport in the world.
Example:
"Dude, I went to watch my friend play this
tennis match the other day, but I wasn't even allowed to
cheer or yell! It was pretty boring... but those
tennis chicks are really hot."
Tennis
by Bobchin on Apr 21, 2011 14:50:05
A racket sport that can sometimes take hours to play, so it is therefore very tiring. Some dunce male football(soccer) players call
male tennis players 'poofters', implying that they are gay, but football is played with lots of boys running around with no shirt on. Famous tennis players include Roger Federer, Nadal, and
Andy Murray and
Andy Roddick.
Example:
Football(soccer) player: Hey,
poofter, why are you
playing tennis?
Tennis player: You can hardly call me a poofter, at least I don't run around with lots of boys with
no shirt on!
Football(soccer) player: ...
Tennis
by Tennis pro on Aug 30, 2013 02:27:16
A game with a
racket and a ball. Requires lots of physical work and reflexs.
Johns if the world are usually particularly
quite good at the sport.
Tennis
by Booberella on Feb 29, 2008 11:51:05
Awesome sport enjoyed internationally. It involves two or four players with rackets, power, technique,
endurance,
reflex, speed, hand-eye coordination, accuracy, balance, strategy, and skill. Most people think tennis is lame,
because they can't play for crap or afford their own rackets. Also because it doesn't involve sweaty men rubbing against each other or slapping each others' butts.
Example:
Interviewer: do u liek hard
courts or grass courts?
Tennis guy: gee,
iunno. i never smoked hard courts
b4.
Tennis
by Jsh82 on Oct 14, 2020 23:10:59
Tennis
by Kindley on Mar 17, 2020 04:48:21
It is one of the most athletic sports. It's not like basketball where you just sit on the
sidelines. You are constantly moving during matches and it takes
skill. Matches can last up to
1-2 hours!
Tennis
by wimbledonchamp on Sep 20, 2009 17:32:16
A code name for marijuana. Used around non "tennis players". Terms used along with "
playing tennis"
Playing Tennis: the actual act of smoking
Tennis Balls: marijuana
Tennis Coach: dealer
Tennis Racket: smoking device
Tennis Court: where you're going to smoke
Swing: taking a hit
Example:
Phil: Hey tony, wanna go play some
tennis?
Tony: Yeah, have any balls?
Phil: Yeah, I just got some. I'll meet you at
the court in like 30
mins.