teenagehood
1. the most awkward period of time know to any single person2. when most people lose their virginity and/or have an
unexpected pregnancy3. when one's parents begin to hate them4. the beginning of poverty in one's life5. when everyone in school starts giving you looks and whispering giddily for other reasons than you just walked out of the bathroom with toilet paper on your shoe6. when you find out
what thing "down there" really does7. when you stay home on days you're NOT sick8. when you realize "i want candy" is not about a sugar craving, and several other songs take on new meanings9. when you realize there are other things in the world than what your parents tell you10. the last time in life when the only thing you're worried about is the party on Friday night11. when
experimenting turns to habit to craving to
crutch to addiction all in a few weeks12. when you find out who your real friends are13. when you truly believe you can change the way other people think14. when you discover
apathy15. when you actually have the time to spend looking things like this up on urbandictionary.com