the CENTER OF THE UNIVERSE

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Center of the Universe
The intersection of 119th Street and Indianapolis Blvd. Do to its proximity to Chicago, during the 1930s this was one of the busiest intersections in the country. There was once the architectural landmark of the Illiana Hotel but it was demolished during the early 90s. The only remenant of its long vibrant history is one of the orginal White Castles. Even though the term is used sarcastically by young people in their twenties, there are remenents of truth in it.


The Center of the Universe
1. The centerpoint from which the Big Bang released all matter into space, so therefore, the oldest point in space. Some theorize that there is/was either a giant black hole or a giant white hole (the opposite of a black hole; it expels matter instead of sucking it up) at the center of the universe at some time.

2. Me.
Example:
1. Yo momma so old, she has baby pictures of the center of the universe.

2. Do you really wanna mess with the CENTER OF THE UNIVERSE?! Hmm?!


Guardian of the Center of the Universe
A homeless man who sat in the corner booth of the white castles at the intersection of 119th Street and Indianapolis Blvd in Whiting, IN from the 1970s to 1990s. Do to its proximity to Chicago, during the 1930s this intersection was one of the busiest intersections in the country. There was once the architectural landmark of the Illiana Hotel but it was demolished during the early 90s. The only remenant of its long vibrant history is aforementioned White Castles
Example:
I saw The Guardian of the Center of the Universe, he sure got old.

I heard The Guardian of the Center of the Universe used to work in a steel mill.

I heard the Guardian of the Center of the Universe died.


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