The Midas Touch
A variation on the Golden Shower, The Midas Touch is the sexual act of urinating onto one's hand mid-coitus, and proceeding to slap one's partner across the face.
Example:
Roommate: I heard you guys through the wall last night. All I remember was someone shouting, "Everything I touch turns to gold, bitch!", followed by what seemed to be a loud slapping sound. What the Hell, girl?
Girl: Girl, I told you my man had The Midas Touch!
Roommate: Man, ya'll niggas is nasty.
Roommate: I heard you guys through the wall last night. All I remember was someone shouting, "Everything I touch turns to gold, bitch!", followed by what seemed to be a loud slapping sound. What the Hell, girl?
Girl: Girl, I told you my man had The Midas Touch!
Roommate: Man, ya'll niggas is nasty.
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Midas touch
A person who touch his partner all over his/her body and stimulate all his/her erogenous zones and try to linger every sites until he/she explode to ecstasy
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Painting your hand gold (normally with spray paint) then beating someone off. Nail polish or glitter can be substituted, but is frowned upon.
Example:
I used to know this chick that would give out the Midas Touch under the bleachers. Only bad part was having a golden mule afterwards.
I used to know this chick that would give out the Midas Touch under the bleachers. Only bad part was having a golden mule afterwards.
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Reverse Midas Touch
Example:
Michael McG has the reverse Midas Touch! Any assignment that comes his way ends up as a pile of garbage.
Michael McG has the reverse Midas Touch! Any assignment that comes his way ends up as a pile of garbage.
anti-Midas touch
as opposed to the Midas touch where everything touched turns to gold... the anti midas touches everything that turns to shit.
coined by B.A. Seale after living with the human farm animal known as Boomer, who could break, soil, or ruin anything and everything he touched.
coined by B.A. Seale after living with the human farm animal known as Boomer, who could break, soil, or ruin anything and everything he touched.
Example:
Mark - Hey Brian, I heard Boomer ate all the taco meat, went out and got drunk, and then wrecked your truck over a telephone connector box and into the porch of some guys house?!
Brian - It's all true, he definetely has the anti-midas touch.
Mark - Hey Brian, I heard Boomer ate all the taco meat, went out and got drunk, and then wrecked your truck over a telephone connector box and into the porch of some guys house?!
Brian - It's all true, he definetely has the anti-midas touch.
midas touch of shit
Someone who has bad luck with whatever they do. The opposite of the normal "Midas Touch " where everything turns to gold.
Example:
"Joe has the Midas Touch of Shit. He joined a really hot startup and it closed its doors in 6 months."
"Joe has the Midas Touch of Shit. He joined a really hot startup and it closed its doors in 6 months."