the Oracle

A software company known for their database system with the same name. Also known as One Rich Asshole Called Larry Ellison.



The Oracle
A synonym for the interwebs, especially when used to seek very specific information for the purpose of settling an argument, wager, or simply to satisfy the randomly curious mind.

The Oracle is rarely consulted within the confines of a sketch pad, such as a crack house.
Example:
person a: 'When did George W. Bush get busted for cocaine possession?'

person b: 'I don't know - let's ask The Oracle!'


Oracle
A divine or an especially authoritative revelation (or the person who delivers it), often an ambiguous or enigmatic utterance spoken through a medium in a trance state.
Example:
An oracle was a person or agency considered to be a source of wise counsel or prophetic opinion, predictions or precognition of the future, inspired by the gods. As such it is a form of divination.


oracle
A Hip-Hop artist out of the Entertainment capital of the world, Las Vegas, who is part of the record label Blood Bought Entertainment. You can check him out at www.bloodboughtent.com or myspace.com/theoraacle702

This cat is SIKK wit it!!

an ORACLE is someone who foretells the future; someone who has a deeper insight on whats to come than most people.
Example:
Did you see Oracle rip that show last night???


Oracle
Whne u wanna go smoke some weed but trying to be different so u instead say oracle the guac(weed)
Example:
“Yo Emma wanna go oracle that guac
“Sure do mane,hbu Bennett?”
“What the fuck does that mean???”


Oracle
The lid of a keg at a party, usually in the woods, that when dropped in ones cup, forces them to either chug, or leave the party.
Example:
"Man, i got the oracle 3 times last night! I almost PUKED!"


Oracling
The superfluous network disconnection that occurs whenever you install software from Oracle, such as Java or VirtualBox.
Example:
Apologies for going offline— my computer started oracling. I'm installing Java.

Sorry man, had to switch to mobile; my PC is oracling.


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