Canadian
A great way to get your ass out of a sling if you are an American visiting a hostile foreign country. Afterall, who hates Canadians?
Example:
A person of questionable Middle East ethenticy-
"Hey, American infidel. Hold on a moment while i detonate myself so i can go meet Allah and have 45 male virgins to myself".
American tourist-
"Eh? Whats this aboot? I'm just a simple Canadian trying to hop a plane home so i can sit in my igloo and watch hockey on tv while drinking Crown Royal eh".
A person of questionable Middle East ethenticy-
"Hey, American infidel. Hold on a moment while i detonate myself so i can go meet Allah and have 45 male virgins to myself".
American tourist-
"Eh? Whats this aboot? I'm just a simple Canadian trying to hop a plane home so i can sit in my igloo and watch hockey on tv while drinking Crown Royal eh".