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the colonel

A man whose goal in life is to discipline students. Often known to wear aviators and appear suddenly around corners.

the colonel

by Jambon on Feb 07, 2007 22:55:33

The only man who could control John Rambo!!!

Example:
"John, you've gotta come in" The Colonel
"I can't do it sir... breeeaaaaarr" Rambo with Sylvester Stallone voice where he speaks and... at the end of the sentence you miss the last three words or so...

the colonel

by rocketmania on Aug 04, 2006 10:02:36

when loving a female accomplice is out of the question, get yourself a nice ripe cantaloupe. warm it up in the microwave to desired temp. core a hole big enough for your penis then bang the hell out of it until you ejaculate, if you want chill in fridge and serve it to your friends later.Bonerpetite

Example:
i hadnt had pussy in awhile so i did the colonel the cantaloupe was warm and ripe tight fit too.

the colonel

by Dr M on Mar 30, 2004 05:13:23

The Greatest Guy EVER from Weebl and Bob.

Example:
Hello there, colonel.

The Colonel

by magnumPI on Jan 03, 2010 08:34:32

The act of slovenly eating a bucket of fried chicken and then providing a greasy handjob.

Example:
Well. . . if you are feeling tired tonight we could just go to KFC and then you could give me the Colonel later.

colonel

by people's champ01 on Oct 01, 2011 10:52:36

A natural leader of men. Women want him and men want to be him. He drives a tank with three wind shield wipers. He commands an army of troops and often takes them on field trips for r. and r. He receives many perks from the civilian population such as a third free entree from applebees when he purchases the 2 for $20 meal deal. He is currently training troops in Orlando Florida.

Example:
random guy- Who is that guy wearing a vest and signing his autograph on women's breasts.

random guys buddy - Dude, thats the Colonel, he is the man. Look right there, that's his tank.

Colonelism

by Void Of Hope on Apr 10, 2010 22:45:13

Colonelism is a mental disorder acquired by playing the popular Xbox 360 game 'Halo 3'.
One can receive this disorder by being the rank of 40 to 44 in Halo 3.

Signs of this disorder are degraded mental capabilities, a tendency to play horrible every game, and an irresistable urge to make excuses for their many shortcomings non-stop.

This disorder can be cured (sometimes only partially) by exceeding the rank of 44 and ascending to the rank of Brigadier.

Example:
"Wow that guy is horrible at the game, he barely has any kills."
"Hmm he must suffer from Colonelism."
"Yes indeed, his skill level is 41."

Colonel

by Field Marshall on Sep 19, 2009 00:36:57

An exceedingly large penis belonging to an opinionated man.

Example:
"Bloody hell Danny, watch out for that colonel!"

colonel

by Leokills on Jan 19, 2006 11:27:56

A Military rank for an Officer usualy below general and above Lieutenant Colonel, Major, Captain, and Lieutenant.

Example:
Colonel Swanson ordered me to clean rifles in the Supply Room.

Coloneled

by Ar3s701 on Feb 01, 2007 16:06:55

The act of smacking your partner in the face with a piece of KFC chicken after releasing in their mouth or face.

Example:
I Coloneled my girlfriend last night.

That bitch deserved to be Coloneled.

Your mom was Coloneled.

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