Release the Kraken
by snotfistthedickish on Sep 04, 2011 16:18:46
An expression of
bravado used when
revealing one's penis for intercourse. It can also be used in public
urinals or other inappropriate places.
Example:
Jake was arrested for walking into the women's
lavatory, pulling open his
trench coat (under which he was naked save for
business socks), and shouting, "Release the Kraken!"
Release the Kraken
by wezdog on Dec 11, 2011 07:43:58
Example:
Commentator: "Dietmar
Hamann, he's just gonna
set the play up... and
Riise..."
*Riise strikes the ball and scores*
Commentator: "RELEASE THE KRAKEN!"
Release the Kraken
by Dr. Eskimo on Feb 25, 2010 03:18:48
Example:
Stavros had just fallen asleep when Nick proclaimed "Release the Kraken!!", proceeded to anally expel the gaseous yield of that
night's Ouzo, and pulled the covers over his lover's head.
Release the Kraken
by gooderlooking on Apr 16, 2010 03:18:09
Example:
Brad: "Nice
flavor savor Jake, looks like a
hedgehog got stuck to your lip."
Friends: "haha!"
Jake: "I fucked your sister."
Friends: "Release the Kraken!"
Release the Kraken
by AndBaconStripsAndBaconStrips on Aug 18, 2011 14:36:26
To party excessively hard, generally involving the consumption of
Kraken dark
spiced rum, so that the
ensuing photographs could legally constitute a form of blackmail.
Example:
"Man, we released
the Kraken so bad that weekend. Jay was wearing a fairy costume and running around with his
wang out, and Brian passed out in
the outhouse. God, we were a bunch of fucking drunks."
(Release the Kraken)
Release the Kraken
by keithandisaball on Nov 10, 2010 15:38:38
When a female wants her
man-friend to use his index finger and middle finger to
shove in her vagina and use his thumb to massage the top of the vagina and use his tongue to
flick the clit bring the female to orgasm very quickly. Very very quickly.
Release the Kraken
by AdScribe on Nov 28, 2020 09:37:44
Releasing the Kraken
by SafeHouse on Mar 31, 2010 21:14:07
Release the kraken
by ashraptor on Apr 01, 2010 11:51:56