Release the Kraken

The act of shitting after a long period of constipation.



Release the Kraken
An expression of bravado used when revealing one's penis for intercourse. It can also be used in public urinals or other inappropriate places.
Example:
Jake was arrested for walking into the women's lavatory, pulling open his trench coat (under which he was naked save for business socks), and shouting, "Release the Kraken!"


Release the Kraken
Humorous hyperbolic metaphor used by American commentators to describe a goal scored from a free-kick in soccer.
Example:
Commentator: "Dietmar Hamann, he's just gonna set the play up... and Riise..."

*Riise strikes the ball and scores*

Commentator: "RELEASE THE KRAKEN!"


Release the Kraken
What a Greek man announces prior to performing a Dutch Oven on his sleeping partner, female or male.
Example:
Stavros had just fallen asleep when Nick proclaimed "Release the Kraken!!", proceeded to anally expel the gaseous yield of that night's Ouzo, and pulled the covers over his lover's head.


Release the Kraken
To party excessively hard, generally involving the consumption of Kraken dark spiced rum, so that the ensuing photographs could legally constitute a form of blackmail.
Example:
"Man, we released the Kraken so bad that weekend. Jay was wearing a fairy costume and running around with his wang out, and Brian passed out in the outhouse. God, we were a bunch of fucking drunks."
(Release the Kraken)


Release the Kraken
When a female wants her man-friend to use his index finger and middle finger to shove in her vagina and use his thumb to massage the top of the vagina and use his tongue to flick the clit bring the female to orgasm very quickly. Very very quickly.
Example:
"hmmmm babygurl. I am going to Release the Kraken on you."

OH GOD YES KYLE PLEASE!"


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