the remote control
n. the act of taking a tv remote control and thus inserting it into the female embouchement and thus simulating a male's
baby making tool. upon insertion of the remote device the male counterpart of the act inserts his
cattle prod and begins to "prod" the female in her
fiddle cove. v. the act of committing the remote control
remote control remote controller
by munyuck on Oct 13, 2008 12:36:45
A universal uninvented
remote control device which would enable the user to
overpower another users remote control on any given
electronic device, when you don't like what actions the remote control holder is doing with their remote control.
I would invent it if i were Chinese and reading this.
Remote Control
by Unrelated on Feb 06, 2005 11:53:05
Remote Control
by Sum Asian chick on Feb 24, 2018 11:26:24
remote control
by reynybeyny on Nov 23, 2022 14:35:34
he is vv ugly and is annoying. he is very
awks when he talks to his crush,
reyny beyny!! UwU. he is a
volley ball. his nickname is tv. he smells like farts whaaaaaat
Example:
"a remote control can
open a
tv"
"remote control is very
annoying"
The Remote Controls the Robot
by an extremely knowledgeable guy on Nov 02, 2011 00:33:39
In
the Incredibles, as if it wasn't terrible all ready that moment where everyone knows that the remote, controls the robot - yet violet decides to say "
the remote controls the robot" making everyone annoyed and leading to the robot dying - from a heart attack due to the sheer sarcastic disbelief of it all.
People use it in situations that are blatantly obvious e.g if everyone knows what has happened yet a person decides to repeat it in verbal form: thus making everyone
extremely annoyed. Example:
remote control plane
by Brownturd on Dec 02, 2013 08:33:00
A small, often scale model of a real plane that is controlled remotely by a small
handheld device. These
aircraft can usually go anywhere from 20 dollars to thousands depending on what you do. These aircraft can do 300 MPH if you get the right equipment, typically a pulsejet is going to be the fastest thing you can get, but you should consider getting a small high
winged trainer aircraft to start with.
Example:
Taquisha: I am a negro.
Frank: We know.
Frank: Hey did you see that pulsejet at
the remote control plane show yesterday?
Greg: Yeah, someone said it did like
280 MPH!
West Virginia Remote Control
by Jeff Dailey on Aug 11, 2007 13:29:08
This happens when having anal sex doggy style with a girl on
the living room floor, close to the TV you both are watching. You tell her you want to
watch the ball game. When she says "get the remote", you grab it, stick it in her snatch and make her
change the channel by hand.
Example:
Johns girl loves to watch
Will and Grace and have anal sex and the same time.This night John wanted to
watch the ball game, when she
smarted off. She got the West Virginia Remote Control.
Something Smells like Remote Control Cars
by Babyface on Jun 07, 2005 01:49:57