handstand

the act of going into a handstand and whilst in the handstand you give a man a blowjob often used by people with bad knees probably from giving regular blow jobs...only for the most skilled. also when giving a handstand bj the cum with shoot out the girls nose like milk.



handstand
This is a breakdance or cheerleading move where people are standing stationary on their hands and/or head. This can be on both hands, on one hand, or on a triangle made by the arms and the head. This last one is considered one of the hardest breakdancing powermove freezepose to maintain.
Example:
I like watching the movies "Bring-It-On" and "You Got Served" to watch the handstands so I can use when I am breaking.


handstand
The act of doing a handstand with one's hands on the ground and feet on the wall of a public shower in order to clean down below more effectively.
Example:
Glen was in the pool and got chlorine all over his body, so he decided to handstand and clean it all off.


Handstands
The newest and best kept secret at EVHS which has begun to gain popularity in the student body. Shirts are now being made under the Handstands name, and the word, and its products, are starting to appear on other campuses in the area as well. The people who started it tell us that they are not allowed to tell us what it means, but do let us know that a select few have been told. There are rumors that 19 confidents have been told the definition, as 'Handstands' seems to have ties with the 19 Community.
Example:
student 1: Hey my new "We Run EV" shirt from the Handstand guys just came in!
student 2: Really? My cousin at MP just bought one at the basketball game, and I have the original "I Love Handstands" one.
student 3: What're Handstands?
student 1: I don't know, but who cares?


Handstand
The newest and best kept secret at EVHS which has begun to gain popularity in the student body. Shirts are now being made under the Handstands name, and the word, along with its products, are starting to appear on other campuses in the area as well. The people who started it tell us that they are not allowed to tell us what it means, but do let us know that a select few have been told. There are rumors that 19 confidents have been told the definition, as 'Handstands' seems to have ties with the 19 Community.
Example:
student 1: Hey my new "We Run EV" shirt from the Handstand guys just came in!

student 2: Really? My cousin at MP just bought one at the basketball game, and I have the original "I Love Handstands" one.

student 3: What're Handstands?

student 1: I don't know, but who cares?


Handstand
This is when you are getting a blow job from a chick while you are standing up and she is on her knees. You have her put her hands flat on the ground and you stand on them while receiving the BJ. This is known as the handstand.
Example:
I totally gave that chick the handstand treatment last night!


California Handstand
A sexual act involving whipped cream, a rubber chicken, a weed whacker, a twister board and spinner, all on a boat off the coast of California
Example:
Von- Hey Jorts is it true you actually did that with Kim?
Jorts- Yeah my ass hurts and I have marks up my back but we had a blast. . . . all tho we never found the rubber chicken.
Von- Damn the California Handstand strikes again!


Polish Handstand
A traditional Polish Dance in which a male/female shifts into a pose which they are standing up heads down feet up and they fart extremely loudly, entertaining to some audiences
Example:
Polish Guy: Do the stand!
Polish Guy #2: *handstands and farts* (Polish Handstand)
Polish Audience: *laugh hysterically*


nagoya handstand
When you go to a buffet with a friend who is willing to help you make room for some more food, possibly round 3 at the buffet and beyond. Basically, what one friend does is a handstand on a table. The other friend then opens their mouth while sitting, then, the hand standing friend slams their cock down the seated friends throat. As a result, more space is created so that the next round of buffet can be vanquished.
Nagoya= A Japanese city, which roughly translates to American as "Huge ass buffet"
Example:
Dave: Hey buddy. I'm really hungry for the desert phase of my buffet, but I've wasted all of the room in my stomach on the Japanese and Chinese phases.

Goose: That's cool dude. Let me get up on the table and help you out with that. I have been practicing the Nagoya handstand for months!


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