the smoker's

A crack hesd or some one who acts like one..... an erratic/irrational person. Used since the 80s till present time.



Smoker
A demonised economically extorted individual whom consumes a substance from god to remind man how to govern numbers often used to fund corporate sponsors than support local jobs to tell American Mayers how to deal drugs of of addiction legally. Most commonly seen in the rain choking on exhaust gasses from fossil fuels whilst being scapegoated for deaths caused by it. Often used as a form of status still envied by underaged people.
Example:
Smoker id defined as a person of status in need of a best friend.


Smoker
An old or cheap car that burns oil, has poor body work, things wrong with it or and mixture of the above.
Example:
"I'm in the market for a smoker, it has to be under £500"

"Sod walking, let's take the smoker"


Smoker
A greasy and weird person that everyone strongly dislikes. Smokers usually have greasy hair and wear the same clothing every day.

This person will tend to hang around with you or your group of friends. A Smoker is someone you have ditched or attempted to ditch before.

To avoid a smoker just yell "smoker" then run away as fast as you can. Smokers are usually slow and will not be able to follow you.
Example:
Bob- "I hate that guy. He's such a smoker."

Phillip- " oh hear he comes, Smoker!!"
Bob- "Run!"

Derek- "look out hear comes a smoker."


Smoker
A person who doesn't care about the people around them or care about how they smell. Often surrounded by burn spots from dropped cigarettes or accidental burns.
Example:
Tom is a smoker. He smells terrible.


smoker
Someone who inhales smoke on purpose to get a fix of nicotine, a highly addictive drug that should be illegal. They don't realize that smoke is just filth, basically the opposite of fresh clean air. This is worse than inhaling straight up farts, but they do it anyway because they are just so stupid. A smoker could just get an electronic cigarette and inhale their nicotine in water vapor with some flavoring, but they usually don't. They just continue inhaling filth because they are hopeless addicts stuck in a behavioral rut. Smokers usually litter because they don't even care about themselves, let alone the world around them.
Example:
Hey smoker! Could you please pick up that butt before I feed it to you and kick you in the balls?


smoker
One who puts poison in their body. If kept up, smokers will eventually die unpeacefully by sufficating.
Example:
Smoker: Hey, you wanna smoke?
Non-smoker: No way- there are cooler ways to die.

--5 years later--

Wrinkly Smoker: hey, do you wanna catch a movie later?
Girl: Sorry, I only go out with guys my age.
Wrinkly Smoker: I am your age!
Girl: Ohh sorry.. then i guess your a smoker.. cool real cool-- nott


smoker
A complete idiot who thinks poisoning themself is cool.
Example:
Cigarettes contain rat poison and carbon monoxide. CO is used for suicide it stops your red blood cells from working so you die from lack of oxygen!

Smokers shouldn't get free hospital treatment! It should go to people who didn't harm themselves!

(why was this not published before? I'm an editor too and the guides say publish opinions.)


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