Swindon

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Swindon
Large Town and Borough in South West Engalnd. Famous for it's former GWR railway works.
Example:
a: Where do u live?
b: swindon


Swindon
Origin of word is Old English - Swine-Don, or Pig-Hill,
which just about sums it up.
Example:


Swindon
A place populated by cool moshers and rivetheads.On the other hand, the ghetto areas are no go unless you own a trackie and a pair of nike.
Example:
"Swindon massive"
"Arrr you mosher scum!!!!"


Swindon
Swindon, a dump in the middle of Wiltshire, England. A big town with a small village attitude.. Native population are mainly made up of knuckle draggers and bumpkins.
Apparently the name comes from the original old english for 'Swine Town' which says it all really....
Example:
'Lets go to Swindon!, wait!, no, its shite-hole...'


Swindon
A dump of a town in the English county of Wiltshire founded by the Great Weston Railway in 1830. renowned for it's lack of good coffee, good football or good anything.
Example:
Swindon is as Swindon does.


Swindon
A small inferior town in Wiltshire, England.

Known for its 'townies' and inbreeding, so Father's Day is always one of the most confusing things ever to happen in their town. Full of roundabouts, railways and burnt out cars. Really is a nasty place to live.

Swindon Town FC had one season in the Premiership and conceded the most goals ever in one season in that top flight. Silly inbreds.
Example:
Whats the definition of mass confusion?
Faths Day in Swindon


Swindon
Hypothetical noun. A place in the mind of a drunkard where they have gone to when severely inebriated. It is usually used by the inebriated individual to describe his drunken state or by another to describe an inebriated individual.
Example:
1. Less drunk friend: "Alright mate, how ya feeling?"
Very drunk friend: "Ah mate, I'm well passed Swindon."

2. Person 1 to Person 2: "Have you seen Person 3? He's off his Swindon."


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