wombed
to fully engulf someones head under your shirt while you're wearing it; to lift your shirt over someones head as if they were in your belly
the womb
A place in a women’s body that a child sleeps in until pushed out! The child will kick in the small hole until it burstswomb
v., tr. to penetrate a woman vaginally, so deeply and/or with so much effort that, in theory, the penis reaches the womb.
Example:
She sucks in breath sharply and out of pained astonishment pitched like delight utters, "You're wombing me!"
She sucks in breath sharply and out of pained astonishment pitched like delight utters, "You're wombing me!"
womb
The uterus; the organ in a female mammal where a fetus develops. Also known as baby oven, baby factory, baby maker, sprog forge, rug rat generator, kiddy mill, or the place where babby is formed.
A piece of biological machinery which cramps up and leaks fluid and tissue on a regular cycle if it's not in use, making the female extremely cranky.
A piece of biological machinery which cramps up and leaks fluid and tissue on a regular cycle if it's not in use, making the female extremely cranky.
Example:
Sorry darling, I can't make babies with you tonight, my womb's been filled by the pool guy.
To demonstrate what a womb cramp feels like to a man, a swinging sledgehammer should be administered to the lower gut.
Sorry darling, I can't make babies with you tonight, my womb's been filled by the pool guy.
To demonstrate what a womb cramp feels like to a man, a swinging sledgehammer should be administered to the lower gut.
WOMB
wombing
Wombed
To have sex, especially when describing the physical act of thrusting. Normally used to describe heterosexual intercourse.
Womb
A shit lad, who never commits to a night out and complains about everything. Combines the words gorm and weasel.