affair
by pbfn4ever-51 on May 23, 2011 09:29:51
something that
destroys people's lives and something you should always
refrain from having because you will realize eventually how stupid it was
Example:
He had an affair with her best friend, and when she found out about it, she
instantly divorced him and they never
talked again.
Affair
by heyithappens on Apr 09, 2015 07:46:38
The act of which a person in a committed relationship or marriage isnt faithful to their partner. It can be an
emotional affair where attention and talk is the want or it can be a physical affair where fucking is the agenda
and all that's wanted. It usually ends in a disaster, shame, guilt, divorce or the guilty parties
running off together.
Example:
She and
Russ had some fun back in their time. But he married
Lane and then it was considered an
affair to screw people on the side behind her back.
affair excuses
by farnham philanderer on Jan 03, 2017 08:08:20
What you tell the wife when you are with your whore
-
playing golf
- going for a long walk with the dogs
- at a
business meeting
- going for a long lunch in the country with the best friend (one who also has a mistress)
-
working late
- meeting some old boys in London
Civil Affairs
by CASARGE on May 07, 2013 13:31:15
A part of the United States Army Civil Affairs and Psychological Operations Command that specializes in a wide variety of military missions and operations to include:
1. Jumping out of planes
2. Preparing to jump out of planes
3. Riding in planes, preparing to jump out of planes, but then landing again
4. Giving toys to orphans for the opportunity to jump out of planes
5. Constantly talking about jumping out of planes
6. Bragging about (insert country here) jump wings
7. Saying things like "
dirty leg", "when I was with group..." and "back with division we always..."
In addition to these tasks, Civil Affairs soldiers sometimes (rarely) train in and undertake Civil Military Operations, to include assisting
combatant commanders in their interactions with the local populace, acting as a
liaison between military and other US Government entities, members of the
international community and NGOs, in order to ensure a whole of government approach to military operations and civilian interactions.
Example:
Dude: Man I'm so excited, my Civil Affairs unit has battle assembly this weekend!
Bro: Cool! What are you going to do!
Dude: Jump out of planes!
Dude: So we're going to jump into the objective.
Bro: Uh, but we're Civil Affairs, can't we just drive there?
Dude: You dirty leg, back when I was with the eighty-deuce we always jumped!
Bro: But this isn't even a
war zone... we're staying in a hotel... and have rental cars...
Dude: This year's Civil Affairs training schedule includes 24 jumps
Bro: When are we going to practices our specialized tasks that we've
f*cked up repeatedly in Iraq and Afghanistan due to lack of training and familiarity?
Dude:
Ain't nobody got time for that. When I was with group....
A Current Affair
by PomiWells on Feb 16, 2012 16:42:23
Example:
Tracy Grimshaw: The public has been outraged over (some infamous baddie) being left in peace.
Cue shitty footage of some male reporter harassing baddie at their place of residence.
Tracy Grimshaw: There's been some new evidence that suggests cats prefer the colour red.
"Expert" (flipping pages): Uh well we've been seeing a lot of new evidence that cats like red.
Random cat lady: "My old
Mittens loves red things."
Street random: "Yeah I like cats."
Tracy Grimshaw: Next week on A Current Affair...
Food Affair
by Mr. Hugh Mongus on Oct 03, 2009 02:46:34
When you're eating one thing, but picturing something else.
Like when you bite into that boring
lettuce sandwich, but your thinking of a toasty, foot-long,
Roast Beef sandwich au jus, dripping with melted Swiss cheese.