my dog

me: ok I'm in schoolmy dog: rooooooooooooooooooooooooooooom ima car I` just got out of the car washme: oh no my dog gonna run over meme: gets run over while running down the hallme: owwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww



my dog
Your dog is the best- My dog is the best
people who dont like dogs, never had a dog or just bad people
unless the dog was out of there mind
my dogs great
so is yours
Example:
my dog is so bad he ate my taco bell earlier.


My Dog
Your only friend.
Example:
"Hey, do you wanna see that movie tonight?"
"Sorry I have an important date with my dog."


My dog
Every time this phrase appears on a girls dating profile, it increases how much time within a week she spends home alone doing nothing by 25%. Usually overused as an answer to everything because they think they’re being clever or funny but when half the single female population does it, it just confirms how boring you are.
Example:
Interests: My Dog, petting my dog, walking my dog, spending time with my dog

You should meet my dog.

First date idea: Taking my dog for a walk


My Dog James
My dog James WAS a very cute dog he USED TO like going on walks and picking up sticks then dropping the sticks. He WAS so cute and funny
Example:
friend: Why are you so sad?
Me: .....My Dog James WAS alive the other day now hes not

friend: Oh..he must of LIVED a good life

Me: yeah im really sad hes GONE.


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