toot

a fancy way of saying fart



toot
Something worthless, as you would find in a trash heap. Trash, rubbish, crap. Pronounced to rhyme with "put".
Example:
I went to the flea-market but all they had was a load of old toot.


toot
home-made bong invented by aspiring pot heads. usually made using a metal 'down-pipe', plastic coke bottle or similar, and an elastic band. i'd explain more, but this isn't blue peter.

the word toot is also used as the noun for the actual act of smoking with afore-mentioned contraption.
Example:
'oi, pass me that toot!'
'who's toot is it next'
'can i have a toot please richard?'
i had a toot last night that nearly knocked me out cold! my lungs hurt like crazy!'


toot
Toot is the noise made when a person blows their car horn
Example:
Many motorists give a toot on the horn, and wave of the hand, when driving through a main street in a country market town if they spot a friend.


Latest Searches

Men at Work, Melt-Banana, inflatable, sobor, slutty mom, melt in your mouth, melt banana, skin and bones, shrt, Touch and go around, that’s wild, so fed, Melt, Drop The Mic, Naheenanajad, laid back, hello me is that, Mels, butt plugs, SOTP, Melrosed, primative, melrose sling shot, aleatoric, chime in, arrowed, Melrose Place, youssef, 1 1=fish, Cairo, bearly made it, Derive, Melrose Park Fl, cates, Individualism, Pfärd, Layne Staley, Melrose Park, Melrose, the woo, Kandace, find out, Melphomene Projects, will kill, in Beat, unbreakable, small business, vortex, Melph, chazzing it, Banter Clause, McCarthyist, Melos, EIB, stinkies, Melora Creager, INTRUDER, get u, Suce mka graine, melony, Level 10 gyatt, Busted Head, fived, melons, EFT, social butterfly, bounce on, Melonism, the magic touch, the invention, textured, madness combat, Melonie, Useless Cunt, sigma male, brest, aggressing, Appollo, Meloni, MEST, on the Island, sundance tripping, melones, linked in, KOUTAfides, Melona, ykdv, crappus, dream guy, jls, melon, Seren, proning, Wienerizer, MELOL, pre order, Goddamnit, morning blue, Get off me, shit mate, meloing, Meloe, Butt ugly, andy richter, Mario! Eh, Eh, Eh, Top of the Pops, responsibility, melody, feast on the yeast, monobrow, pure vanillas bf, inventive, melodramatic, Awareity, Melodie, Command Center, tango, raps, Melodic dubstep, MFs, Dhalsim, exaggerated swagger, The Squirrel, melodic death metal, go to great lengths, Disfunctional, York, Pretty boy, Hardline, Melodic Hardcore, overpowered, be epic, Sleep carpentry, H, melodic, Mebbe, step Bro, corruption, Melodeath, LITTLE L, isaacwhy, What the Shrek?, ALB, Genderless highfive, Melo-Jelo, minced, melo, Oversteer, callsign of Cthulhu, Catch 22, KonCha, Hapoy, Jamie Hooper, Ende, iFinger, Stiven Theory, ElleGirl, Melly, mellowing, Doc Rivers, Led Zeppelin IV, its goin down, MellowHype, awareness, Amen to that, do one, Mellow Mushroom, minecraft pvp, A rock, spammer, 1501, mellow, Mark I (Mark One), Mellotron, hottest man alive, Mellor Up, PV, Pulling your pud, Mellor, playing up, Weybridge, a pug, Shut your mouth, mellons, Tugce, You better stop, fortress, sucks cock, The Wild, Mellon Arena, Jene, MELLON, A gym, Eyedea , Makeout kill, waiting for a train, spoiler alert, Mello, like a fox, Tee-hee, toot, Men at Work, Melt-Banana, inflatable, sobor, slutty mom, melt in your mouth, melt banana, skin and bones, shrt, Touch and go around, that’s wild, so fed, Melt, Drop The Mic, Naheenanajad, laid back, hello me is that, Mels, butt plugs, SOTP, Melrosed, primative, melrose sling shot, aleatoric, chime in, arrowed, Melrose Place, youssef, 1 1=fish, Cairo, bearly made it, Derive, Melrose Park Fl, cates, Individualism, Pfärd, Layne Staley, Melrose Park, Melrose, the woo, Kandace, find out, Melphomene Projects, will kill, in Beat, unbreakable, small business, vortex, Melph, chazzing it, Banter Clause, McCarthyist, Melos, EIB, stinkies, Melora Creager, INTRUDER, get u, Suce mka graine, melony, Level 10 gyatt, Busted Head, fived, melons, EFT, social butterfly, bounce on, Melonism, the magic touch, the invention, textured, madness combat, Melonie, Useless Cunt, sigma male, brest, aggressing, Appollo, Meloni, MEST, on the Island, sundance tripping, melones, linked in, KOUTAfides, Melona, ykdv, crappus, dream guy, jls, melon, Seren, proning, Wienerizer, MELOL, pre order, Goddamnit, morning blue, Get off me, shit mate, meloing, Meloe, Butt ugly, andy richter, Mario! Eh, Eh, Eh, Top of the Pops, responsibility, melody, feast on the yeast, monobrow, pure vanillas bf, inventive, melodramatic, Awareity, Melodie, Command Center, tango, raps, Melodic dubstep, MFs, Dhalsim, exaggerated swagger, The Squirrel, melodic death metal, go to great lengths, Disfunctional, York, Pretty boy, Hardline, Melodic Hardcore, overpowered, be epic, Sleep carpentry, H, melodic, Mebbe, step Bro, corruption, Melodeath, LITTLE L, isaacwhy, What the Shrek?, ALB, Genderless highfive, Melo-Jelo, minced, melo, Oversteer, callsign of Cthulhu, Catch 22, KonCha, Hapoy, Jamie Hooper, Ende, iFinger, Stiven Theory, ElleGirl, Melly, mellowing, Doc Rivers, Led Zeppelin IV, its goin down, MellowHype, awareness, Amen to that, do one, Mellow Mushroom, minecraft pvp, A rock, spammer, 1501, mellow, Mark I (Mark One), Mellotron, hottest man alive, Mellor Up, PV, Pulling your pud, Mellor, playing up, Weybridge, a pug, Shut your mouth, mellons, Tugce, You better stop, fortress, sucks cock, The Wild, Mellon Arena, Jene, MELLON, A gym, Eyedea , Makeout kill, waiting for a train, spoiler alert, Mello, like a fox,
×

Our website is made possible by displaying online advertisements to our visitors.
Please consider supporting us by disabling your ad blocker.


I have disabled the ad blocker! Show me how!