Toot

Another term for Bong or water pipe.Used heavily in place of the word bong by teenagers in Jersey, Channel Islands in Britain.



Toot
Toot:
1)Slang for fart
2)a loud sound
3)the blast hole on the side of a bong or pipe
4)To bounce your butt up and down during sexual intercourse
5)To snort powdery illegal drugs
Example:
1)Frank's toot smelled really bad.
2)Frank let out a really loud toot.
3)Frank's toot is plugged.
4)Francis toot toot real good last night.
5)Frank can toot like nobody's buisness!


Toot
A term to express one's unimaginable excitement, coined by NST himself. Not to be mistaken with the emit gas from the anus, although that is quite exciting.

This word goes with almost anything. Typically heard in ratchet casino parties with naked girls.
Example:
yo, that stripper's a$$ is phat! tOOOOOOOTTTTTTT
private mansion party girls free guys $5 TOOOOOOOOTT only fans camerapersons will be there #tootttttt
yo, Linda, I love to slap ur ass while u sleep TOOOOOOTTTT


Toot
A term used when witnessing a fat person, or a general mong.
Can also be used with a thumbs up held on the palm of the other hand - this symbol allows you to demonstrate you have seen a TOOT without vocalising it.
Example:
*fat person walks past*
'TOOT'


Toot
A slang word for flatulance. Is mostly used by mothers of toddlers or young children, chicago gangsters of the '20's, and Cleopatra when adressing Julius Caesar's farts as they sounded that of a fog horn.
Example:
"Oh no! Johnny didn't just toot he went boom-boom in his diaper," said soccer mom Jill to soccer mom Rachel.


Toot
A rancid smelling gas that comes from your butt. Also known as a fart; but toot is the less nasty sounding word.

Gas emerging from your bum that often sounds like "preeee" or "brauuump".
Example:
I heard my cat toot, and knew it was time to evacuate the room.


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