touchdown

The act of shitting a turd so long it hits the water before completely exiting the anus.



touchdown
to arrive, to pull up, to pop out, to slide, to roll through, to display one's presence
Example:
when I touchdown, all my dawgs come out when the sun down - YELLO DICAPRIO


touchdown
When you lay down a brick so long it touches the toilet/water at the same time it touches your ass, and makes kindof a connection, like a touchdown.
Example:
Damn, that brick was so freaking huge I touchdowned it!


Touchdown
1: When an aircraft or other vehicle capable of flight touches the surface of a planet after a period of flight. also: Landed

2: When a football player puts a football onto the ground inside the scoring area while still holding the ball, scoring some points after having avoided being tackled or having the ball stolen from him from a member of the other team.
Example:
1a: Nice Touchdown there Captain!
1b: "Houston, Tranquillity Base here, The Eagle has Landed"

2: Jaggar passes to Murphy, dodges past Robson and he's in the clear! Great touchdown there! another three points to the Eagles for 33 to 29.


Touchdown
When a guy comes all over the face of his girlfriend while she's inebriated, when she wouldn't usually allow it.
Example:
Girl: "omg i have no freaking idea what's going on.. this grass is so soft..."
Guy: ejaculates on face
Girl: sputters and frantically wipes of face "omg I'm drowning!"
Guy: puts it away, zips up pants, runs in circles with arms outstretched like a plane yelling "touchdown!"


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