caravan
A small metal container,usually placed in rows on a field of grass.Usually full of working class alcoholics with nightmare children.
The caravan
A sexual act where the male stands and the female (or another male) sits behind on a skateboard, reaches up between the male's legs and gives him a handjob while he tows her around the room. The female is the "caravan".Caravaning
A small party carried out in a small place, for instance a caravan, in which a lot of alcohol will be consumed, and generally both inanimate objects and livers are broken. These usually happen on a fairly frequent basis once a venue is found, and continue until said venue is completely destroyed.
Example:
Man, I went caravaning last night and ended up in a pool of my own sick in my mates backyard, it was fucking crazy...
Man, I went caravaning last night and ended up in a pool of my own sick in my mates backyard, it was fucking crazy...
Caravaning
When a woman bends over, you run up behind her and thrust yourself in her.
She then, normally in alarm, tries to move away, where you then follow her as if you are and annoying object being towed.
She then, normally in alarm, tries to move away, where you then follow her as if you are and annoying object being towed.
Caravan
1) A small, reliable airplane manufactured by Cessna capable of takeoff and landing in very small areas. High load capacity. Popular with FedEx pilots and drug dealers. Can be equipped for both freight or luxury.
2) A large, unreliable minivan manufactured by Dodge capable of infecting every driveway in a white suburban neighborhood. High load capacity. Popular with soccermoms and drug dealers. Equipped for both freight and luxury.
2) A large, unreliable minivan manufactured by Dodge capable of infecting every driveway in a white suburban neighborhood. High load capacity. Popular with soccermoms and drug dealers. Equipped for both freight and luxury.
Caravaning
To Caravan (verb)
To have a party in a small enclosed space where things WILL get broken, people WILL be sick but a fun time will be had by all.
To have a party in a small enclosed space where things WILL get broken, people WILL be sick but a fun time will be had by all.
caravanning
Example:
Jeremy Clarkson: Tell me, what can we do now we're on a caravanning holiday?
Random old woman: Fill up the loo.
Jeremy Clarkson: Tell me, what can we do now we're on a caravanning holiday?
Random old woman: Fill up the loo.
Caravanable
caravanned
The term "caravanned" is similar to the meaning of words such as hammered or the less colloquial term: intoxicated. The phrase means to be completely incapable of normal thinking due to excessive consumption of alcoholic beverages.
Example:
Friend 1: "How did you spend your study leave before your exams?"
Friend 2: "Aww mate I got absolutely fucking caravanned like every weekend, it was so fucking good I tell ya!"
Friend 1: "How did you spend your study leave before your exams?"
Friend 2: "Aww mate I got absolutely fucking caravanned like every weekend, it was so fucking good I tell ya!"
Caravan
A massive minivan vehicle which will block the road infront of you. Driven by soccer moms with an obesity problem, they'll always obey the speed limit to be 'safe for the community', but would gladly blow a stop sign if it meant being infront of all the oncoming traffic.
Example:
I was driving down the road at 40 trying to get to work when the Dodge Caravan came out of a side street like a maniac, came in front of me, then promptly slowed to 25.
I was driving down the road at 40 trying to get to work when the Dodge Caravan came out of a side street like a maniac, came in front of me, then promptly slowed to 25.