Twice Daily
Twice Daily as in the amount of blow jobs you should receive from your significant other each day. Used when "Blow job"(or any of the more obvious synonyms) wouldn't be appropriate.
Example:
Josh: How are things With Ashley?
Mark: Not too bad, she even looks me in the face during my twice daily!
Josh: Win!!
Josh: How are things With Ashley?
Mark: Not too bad, she even looks me in the face during my twice daily!
Josh: Win!!