Angry Beavers
Angry Beavers was one of the last great Nickelodeon cartoons, featuring two hilariously funny beaver-brothers, which was unfortuantely cancelled in the great purge of funny.
Angry Beaver
When you try to slide your panties to the side and ride your man's face but end up giving him rug burn instead.
Example:
"Yo man what happened to your face?"
"Ah bro, I was trying to tongue the dam down last night but got a mouth full of angry beaver instead."
"Yo man what happened to your face?"
"Ah bro, I was trying to tongue the dam down last night but got a mouth full of angry beaver instead."
angry beaver
one of the two angry beavers from the nineties cartoon on nickelodeon. quite possibly the best cartoon ever.
there were two brothers. daggett and norbert.
if you were a nineties child, you watched this show. and of course ah! real monsters. =p
there were two brothers. daggett and norbert.
if you were a nineties child, you watched this show. and of course ah! real monsters. =p
Example:
When their parents have another litter, Norbert (the smart one) and Daggett (the stupid one) Beaver have to strike out on their own. Their new home on a lake in middle of the forest seems to be the scene of most every odd occurrence imaginable. The two beavers have to deal with wacko government scientists, 100-foot walking splinters, super-long teeth, a fish so big it can swallow a Swede, a giant cricket, the dreaded stinky toe, evil mind-controlling pond scum, a Swamp Witch, zombies, Mexican wrestlers, lying documentary-film makers, a stupidity potion, a big fat hairy naked Canadian, and a too-friendly robot, along with many other problems. In the midst of all this, Norb and Dag satisfy their love of Grade-Z 50's sci-fi, hot peppers, Yoo-hoo, and, of course, wood. Life as an angry beaver is excellent, to say the least.
When their parents have another litter, Norbert (the smart one) and Daggett (the stupid one) Beaver have to strike out on their own. Their new home on a lake in middle of the forest seems to be the scene of most every odd occurrence imaginable. The two beavers have to deal with wacko government scientists, 100-foot walking splinters, super-long teeth, a fish so big it can swallow a Swede, a giant cricket, the dreaded stinky toe, evil mind-controlling pond scum, a Swamp Witch, zombies, Mexican wrestlers, lying documentary-film makers, a stupidity potion, a big fat hairy naked Canadian, and a too-friendly robot, along with many other problems. In the midst of all this, Norb and Dag satisfy their love of Grade-Z 50's sci-fi, hot peppers, Yoo-hoo, and, of course, wood. Life as an angry beaver is excellent, to say the least.
angry beaver
Example:
I was giving her oral when she made fun of me, I then proceeded to give her an angry beaver.
I was giving her oral when she made fun of me, I then proceeded to give her an angry beaver.
Angry Beavers
Example:
Ryan: Hey do you remember the show Angry Beavers?
Bo:Yeah!
Ryan They are bringing it back, but I heard they are changing the name to The View
Ryan: Hey do you remember the show Angry Beavers?
Bo:Yeah!
Ryan They are bringing it back, but I heard they are changing the name to The View
Angry Beaver
A pussy that is either sexually repressed or completely and utterly unsatisfied before, during, or after sex and becomes angry as shit because it’s owner did not get off OR even come close. When a woman lies motionless facing the wall after sex, her pussy is getting angry and it is slowly becoming overwhelmed with rage. The woman will not talk about her pussy’s dissatisfaction but instead will merely use it, a little at a time, to make the life of the offending penis’s owner unbelievably miserable.
The traits of a woman with an Angry Beaver can manifest themselves in such a way that they can be mistakenly classified as bitchiness or PMS. The easy was to differentiate between a woman with an Angry Beaver and one who is just a “Straight up Cunt,” is to bang her brains out (multiple times if possible). If she is cured of her symptoms, you know that she just had an Angry Beaver.
The traits of a woman with an Angry Beaver can manifest themselves in such a way that they can be mistakenly classified as bitchiness or PMS. The easy was to differentiate between a woman with an Angry Beaver and one who is just a “Straight up Cunt,” is to bang her brains out (multiple times if possible). If she is cured of her symptoms, you know that she just had an Angry Beaver.
Example:
Dude, once she gets rammed hard a few dozen times it should tame her Angry Beaver.
I hear Bob can't get it up and I bet'cha his wife has one hell of an Angry Beaver!
Dude, once she gets rammed hard a few dozen times it should tame her Angry Beaver.
I hear Bob can't get it up and I bet'cha his wife has one hell of an Angry Beaver!
Angry Beaver
Used to describe a number of maladies and discomforts that could befall the vagina. It could be severe razor rash, thong rash, a nasty yeast infection, or the onset of ones period coupled with pms.
Angry Beaver
When a girl that was dumped in a jerk-ish fashion gets revenge. She usually performs an Angry Beaver (or act of revenge) a few weeks or even months after getting dumped. Noun.
angry beaver
When you're pounding a girl in the dumper (or asshole, as it's called in the medical profession), then right before you're about to go, you spit on the back of her head so she thinks you've gone. When she turns around, you cum on her face, rip out her pubs and throw them on her face so they stick, and she'll resemble an angry beaver.
Example:
J-unit: i gave this bitch an angry beaver last night
Guy: haha man that's totally TITS!
Girl: you guys shouldn't talk like that it's degrading to women.
Guy: well that may be, but why should i trust something that bleeds for five days and doesn't die?
J-unit: plus it's funny as fuck!
Guy: have you tried the avalanche? where you cum in her face and push her down the stairs?
J-unit: i gave this bitch an angry beaver last night
Guy: haha man that's totally TITS!
Girl: you guys shouldn't talk like that it's degrading to women.
Guy: well that may be, but why should i trust something that bleeds for five days and doesn't die?
J-unit: plus it's funny as fuck!
Guy: have you tried the avalanche? where you cum in her face and push her down the stairs?