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clockage

Time; commonly referred to in football or other timed sports. Variations: unclockage (time-out, stop the clock), reclockage (time-in, start the clock)

Clockage

by Jwat11 on Dec 21, 2019 06:19:23

(Noun)- The action that precedes the distribution of Fantasy Jizz (Note L.J. Register's definition of "Fantasy Jizz" for more details). More specifically, actions that take place in an NFL game that arouse the Fantasy Gods. It should be noted that plays that do not score touchdowns or require exceptional levels of athleticism are not considered clockage. Additionally, clockage is not when a Quarterback spikes the football to stop the game clock. The correct term for that action would be "clocked", which holds a different meaning entirely. Clockage is a sacred act that implies one imposing their will against their opponent, without consent. If clockage reaches maximum success, Fantasy Jizz erupts from the Athlete conducting the clockage onto their respective Fantasy Owner.

Example:
I'm getting so much clockage from Lamar Jackson this week that I'm covered in Fantasy Jizz!
Mike Evans had 8 catches for 190 yards and 3 touchdowns, so much clockage! I'm going to grab the dildo and clock my opponent on the top of his head until he yields.

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