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two days

Used by men to describe a particularly unclean woman to another man who is interested in her. Unclean can be taken just about any way you wish, however it usually refers to an STD or a pungent odor.Comes from the amount of days it will take to get the smell of her vagina off of your hand.

Two's day

by Larry Rat Dance Potter on Feb 27, 2019 12:33:07

The date of the 22nd of February, 2022, also known as 22/2/2022 or 2/22/2022. This day just so happens to fall on a Tuesday, hence the pun. Not to be confused with Twosday.
On this day... well... I don't know - do what you want. I mean, what did you do on 11/11/2011?

Example:
1. "I can't wait until Two's day."
2. "Ikr dude its gonna be so anti-climactic!"

Two Day Rule

by EagerBeaver137 on Oct 29, 2014 10:51:03

The method of swooning the female into submission by implementing a mobile communication routine that allows conversation to become more interesting by only conversing bi-daily, thus completing the task above.

Example:
"Hey, Glen, did you text that girl tonight?"

"Nah, bro, I'm using the two day rule. That way, we have a full day's worth of shit to talk about."

"Nice man, you'll be diving in that shit in a week!"

two day hangover

by jamz1 on Oct 01, 2012 17:20:38

A two day hangover, is just that a hangover that lasts for two days. A common symptom of older amateur drinkers, trying to keep up with younger more professional drinkers.

Example:
Got so ratted on works do, now suffering from the two day hangover

two day rule

by damion. on Mar 17, 2009 10:59:34

When you decide to refrain from talking, txting, IMing, etc. a guy for at least two days unless he talks to you first to prevent looking desperate or stalker-like.

Example:
Katie: "God, I like Josh so much"
Sarah: "No waay"
Katie: "Should I talk to him?"
Sarah" "Nah girl give it the two day rule"

Two Day Recovery

by BrokenDragon on Dec 23, 2015 18:11:15

When a person decides to fully committed to a night out and needs two days to recover instead of one.

Example:
I might need a two day recovery after that night out.

Two Days Later

by Jacob, who's asking...asshole. on Apr 07, 2010 13:40:49

1.(N) A shitty emo band with zero testicles between all five members, who could not even value themselves enough to capitalize their own bands name. good job, Uhhh, you stupid, smelly, drunken, crying, asshole licker.
2.(Adj) Like an untalented group of people (5 or less) consisting of, but not limited to, connor, tom, dave, peter, and or keith.

3.(verb) To make a mockery of the audible compilation of instrumental devices sometimes called "music".

Example:
1.(N) "Man, i tried to go see Two Days Later and listening to it was like two dogs in a bathtub".
2.(Adj) "Holy crap, you untalented dutch oven lovers are very Two Days Later."
3.(Verb) Holy shit! Five yokos are tring to Tow Days Later the whole show! ass holes.

two day gay

by J. Clyde Sharp on Sep 25, 2007 02:47:43

Someone who tests the gay waters for two days, takes it in the ass and realizes that it hurts to much to be gay.

Example:
My roommate was a two day gay the summer before college.

Two Days Till Retirement

by DANfan on Jan 20, 2013 12:46:46

An action movie cliche in which a character in an action film mentions wanting to do something peaceful after a mission/encounter only to die in the film.

Example:
Did that guy in the movie say he wants to marry his girlfriend after the war? Yep, he's got two days till retirement!

two days and a wake up

by Flash Freak 342 on Dec 01, 2015 09:31:38

(U.S.) Term used following a particular period of time to reference how many complete days or watches plus the time spent on the last day leaving a service member has before a tour of duty or field evolution is complete.

Example:
e.g.: "Two days and a wake up, and I'm gone!"

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