off the road

Far More Intense Than "Off The Hook" Or "Off The Chain"



off roading
When one takes a four wheel drive vehicle off of pavement and onto a dirt trail or field and drives around having fun. Best done in a Jeep.
Example:
I want to go off roading so bad.

I just found this awesome place to go off roading, I took my jeep and it handled perfectly


off-roading
Example:
When my girlfriend's pussy got sore, I rolled her over, lubed up her ass, and went off-roading.


off roading
To take a shit down someone's anus after sodomising them.
Example:
From Bridget Jones' Diary.

Mar 9th.

Vodkas: 2 Cigarettes 10 (9 post-coital!)

Mark took me out for a fancy meal down Starburger. He then took me home and showed that his lovemaking tendencies leaned towards the Greek. Halfway through his stuffing my arse however, he insisted that I hold my gaping anus open whilst he took a shit down it. I said that this was impossible, he insisted that "all my previous bitches loved off roading."


Off-road Head
The act of receiving road head while driving off-road so as to allow the bumps in the road do the work for you.

Caution: Driving too fast while receiving off-road head can have disastrous results. 15 mph is the maximum recommended speed.
Example:
Erin said she was too tired to give Michael road head so he turned his 4x4 down an old dirt trail to get some off-road head instead.


Urban Off-Roading
Urban Off-Roading is the intentional use of a vehicle, typically a non four wheel drive vehicle, as a off road vehicle in an urban environment. Urban Off-Roading is not strictly limited to non four wheel drive vehicles, in some situations, four wheel drive may be recommended. Location(s) or obstacle(s) of which urban off roader may encounter: staircases, benches, curbs, center medians, guard rails, parking space dividers, parking garages or lots, ect. Urban Off-Roading is not to be mistaken for Carkour. Urban Off-Roading is a far more aggressive and dangerous approach to Carkour. Also, Urban Off-Roading has no purpose but to exist as itself, only for off-roading and entertainment purposes. Carkour exists as a form of entertainment as well as a mode of transportation.
Example:
Hey dude. My friends and I are going Urban Off-Roading this weekend in downtown LA. My buddy is bringing his Cherokee, but I am bringing my Corolla.


Super Off Road
A Super Nintendo rally racing game involving Toyota trucks. It features an over-head view. You race against 3 other trucks as you earn money to upgrade your truck. Steering is relative to where you're facing.
Example:
Super Off Road is great...except for that damn silver truck...


Urban Off-road
Urban Off-road is an exclusive group of Jeep and truck owners who tear up urban settings, such as schools, parks and neighborhoods in their off-road vehicles. Urban Off-road has been known to drive up and down large sets of stairs, up and over curbs and lawns, through school playgrounds and doing donuts on playing fields. Urban Off-road hits mostly at night and marks where it has been with a sticker of their logo, Urban Off-road.
Example:
Dude! Urban Off-road drove through the school last night, they left a their tags in the parking lot and soccer fields.


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