fast food

Food that comes with twice the grease at half the cost, usually stored with excessive packaging and paper napkins.



fast food
1). Food you eat when you are out on the road because you are too far away and/or not heading home.

2). Food you eat when its dads turn to cook.

3). Causes or can cause gout, kidney stones, severe depression, hypertension, heart pelpatations, myocardial infarctions (heart attack) heart failure, mood swings, headaches, high blood pressure, high cholestrol......but is the best thing in the world so you keep eating it.
Example:
Kids in the car with mom and dad, on their way to their family reunion in Virginia: We've been driving for hours!

Mom: If you stop complaining, we'll go to Burger King for fast food.

Kids: Yaaaaaaaayy!!!!!!


fast food
food that fat fuckers eat if they're hungry and then sue the company because they're poor and theyre total fatasses
Example:
c'mon mommy let's eat at mcdonald's we can get a wiener burger, then we can go to NAWGLA


fast food
food that races to your asshole as soon as its consumed. bean burritos, whoppers, monte carlos, buffalo wings. usually has so much horse power it transforms from solid to liquid state before the finish line.
Example:
i need a toilet i just had some fast food.


fast food
Disgusting, heavy loaded in calories and fat and unknown crap, fast food is convienient and easy to get if you don't have time to get a decent meal. Fast food is also cheap and usually you can buy lunch for less than five bucks. In the end, however, you would be paying hundreds of dollars to get rid of all that fat.
Example:
Innocent child: Mmmm burgers! Yum! Hey mom look at this cool toy they gave in my Happy Meal. Let's indulge ourselves in a Happy Meal every two weeks!

Some 30 years later--
same person:"Oh no! Going to the gym is getting expensive..wish I never ate all those Happy Meals when I was a kid..hell, I paid 3 bucks every time for a Crappy meal to go inside me. damn fast food!"
(looks at their flabby but not` fab. body)
some passerby: yeah well you know what they say, what goes around comes back around!


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