unboxing

The Internet trend of showing photos or video from the unpacking of a retail box of some desirable product, such as the latest laptop or portable music player.



unboxing
A nerd's version of peeling off a girl's panties for the first time.
Example:
Poor Billy nearly jizzed his pants on live camera while unboxing his new phone!


unboxing
when you smoke weed in an enclosed area like a car or small room with the cracks in the door plugged the smoke gets trapped in and you continue to breath in the smoke its called hot boxing, unboxing is opening the door and letting the smoke out
Example:
blunts kicked? time to unbox!
unboxing can wait. i wanna get higher.


Unboxing
-Eliminating your chances of ever touching a female by reviewing cheap consumer crap on youtube.

-Posting online as an expert on items that have no lasting value whilst serving as a distraction, to you alone, as you get no tail.
-A process by which nature protects us from the potential offspring of droves of amusingly self important web personalities and pseudo experts.
Example:
Wow, nice unboxing. You just c-blocked yourself for a good year. Next time, try reviewing a fleshlight. It will come in handy.


unbox
when someone films themselves opening up a product and then posts the video online, like on youtube. common themes in an unboxing video is to not show the person's face, to use an obligatory big ass knife, and to express some sort of satisfactory grunt when the product emerges from the package.
Example:
youtuber: check it out, here i will unbox a video game.
comment 1: wow. someone unboxing a video game.
comment 2: nice knife
comment 3: can you post a review?
comment 4: awesome unboxing


Unbox Therapy
A big YouTuber who unboxes things and checks out technology for a living, then banks off of it from the views he gets.
Example:
Person 1: YO DUDE UNBOX THERAPY JUST UPLOADED A VIDEO
Person 2: Who the hell is that?.... Ooooh my friend told me about him. I heard he's overrated.
Person 1: Nah bro that's PewDiePie that's overrated.
Person 2: Oh yeah. Thanks Jo.


ruby the unboxer
A kind fucking YouTuber, she’s nice and kind and loads of people like her, bitch don’t try her she might be nice on the outside but if you make her mad she will be on you lol


Unboxing Videos
Gay pieces of garbage videos that are frowned upon in the video race. They are most commonly found eating their own shit to sustain themselves in order to make their worthless lives longer. The most common type of Unboxing Videos include large "eggs" or "boxes" with bright colors and symbols in pop culture sprawled about them, such as "Spiderman" or "Elsa", with the occasional "Anna".
Example:
WOW! These Unboxing videos are GARBAGE!


unboxing
Usually gay slang for anal intercourse, but may also include heterosexual anal intercourse. The rectum being the "box" mentioned and the speaker being the receiver of said intercouse. See pegging.
Example:
A: Yo Mike I just did an unboxing with Tracy
M: Your girlfriend? Did she use a strap-on or something?
A: It was so fucking hot bro, you should try it with your boyfriend


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