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retail

One of the shittiest professions...One that causes much depression, psychosis, anger, jealousy, frustration, and anxiety. It is extremely degrading. They never pay people what they are worth; the workers have to deal with a bunch of crap while getting paid peanuts.

retail

by senthurmanz on Jun 13, 2018 07:33:23

A reminder as to the benefits of a corporate job. Sure, you may have a stiff neck from eye strain, but its beats anything vs. a job where you're treated as sub-human, have to meet sales deadlines, and will make piss poor change from commission. Also every month of December is treated as hell due to Christmas.

Example:
Person 1: "I fucking hate my corporate job; doing the same shit every day."

Person 2: "Highly doubt its worse than retail. Because its horrible being a depressed sales person."

retail

by Words Are Us on Apr 23, 2004 01:06:26

A revisit to the same babe you got a piece of tail from before.

Example:
He was so horny he decided to go retail the fine babe he saw last week.

retail

by milf on Dec 05, 2004 06:44:18

The profession of most homosexual males. This implies that the individual's income and sophistication is limited. Working class gay.

Example:
I don't want to go out with him. He's retail. Everyone at this club is retail.

retail

by jimbothetapeworm on Mar 23, 2009 16:24:26

Awesome, excellent, fantastic.

Example:
That concert last weekend was retail.

"Hey, I got an A on my bio midterm!"
"Retail!"

ReTail

by DaddyAZ on Sep 13, 2008 07:58:21

Young women who work at department stores.

Example:
At first, I had considered fast food, but then I saw the ReTail girl at the clothing store. I chose to get some ReTail.

ReTail

by DaddyAZ on Sep 13, 2008 07:56:28

Young women who work at department stores.

Example:
At first, I had considered fast food, but then I saw the ReTail at the clothing store. I chose to get some ReTail.

retail smile

by disgruntled retail employee on Nov 23, 2009 19:51:18

the completely fake, often overdone smile plastered on the faces of retail employees everywhere; usually insincere, as customers really give retail employees nothing to smile about; related closely to people voice

Example:
Did you see that guy working at Hollister? He had a total retail smile on his face!

retail amnesia

by SteelerPP on Feb 15, 2012 04:27:24

The effect a store has on you when you enter. You arrive and forgot what you came to purchase, so you wander around the store trying to remember.

Example:
I went to Target last night for toothpaste and got retail amnesia. I spent $75 on crap I didn't need and forgot the toothpaste I needed.

retail manager

by John on Dec 21, 2003 14:28:42

This is the person that comes around making sure you are bothered every five minutes and told one more time what you are to do (in case you have a case of chronic amnesia). This is usually to reassure the person that the items and services you are selling and most likely not making commision off of are steadily helping out their bonuses each week / month / year.

Example:
Hitler was not a retail manager but many retail managers are little Hitler's.

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